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I never thought I'd SAY this but you know what? FORGET SR PROJECT IMMUNITY!!!

ON THAT NOTE! Who wants to try a Mild Calming Aromatherapy But Also Special Shower Gel?
It's not lavender-y! That's v done. It's lemon+rosemary. You'll smell like a good roast chicken only w/o the chicken parts.

Um and maybe it could also use a name and a marketing dept.

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Addy Baby, I'll fight anyone who doesn't like your Chicken McCalming Draught shower gel.

Oh god my cool science could double as a meal special if I added fries

I can't think of anything more relaxing than some decent french fries after a refreshing shower.

Shower beer then after shower fries.

AKA My Perfect Sunday.

We MAY have things in common but like, remind me THIS Sunday anyway ♥

It's a date. A very, very weird date.

You're an ANGEL, by the way.

A vvvv GOOD DATE tyvm.

No, you ♥

does being hungry make you calm??

The distilled calming draught makes you calm! The CITRUS and HERBS are supposed to like, remind you of comfort and home and uh like hopefully not make you actively hungry because that could actually undo everything we worked so hard to build oh god.

I'll take some Dream Chicken.

Dream Chicken.

Hmm, I feel like the user becomes the Dream Chicken, though?

We are FAST APPROACHING Nightmare Chicken.

I'd only be concerned if my Animagus form was a chicken, I think. Then I definitely wouldn't want to cover myself in your Dream Chicken-making concoction.

Omg telling the predators that you're a human who's showered. YIKES.
YOU should be safe though so I'll deliver some ♥

Aye. We worked hard. We may as well go through with everything now.

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~~I don't think I want to smell like~~ How's it compare to a normal Calming Draught?

You've been done for M O N T H S you better go ahead

WELL. It's juuust as effective but more like, natural, and a slower effect so you're a)not zonking out in the shower b) can then go do like, activities and schoolwork. It doesn't feel like you've just taken a potion, but you're still def calmed? It's going in my GB Essentials Potions Pack.

Well. I've been polishing for months, anyway.

[...] That sounds brilliant. No surprise there, though.

Yours is gonna be just so cool oh my GOD.

It'll be okayyy. I feel like I need 1 more night in the Smell Lab, but that'll have to wait til tomorrow I guess.

It's a starting point. But I think it could lead to something cool.

You're too modest, you know? [...] The Smell Lab?

You're GONNA win a wizard Nobel prize and a no-maj one both for Hermeticism bc like, they'll figure that out SOMEhow by the time you're 25. I feel it in my bones.

It's just my potions desk. Everywhere I am now is just my potions desk.

Only if you win a wizard Nobel prize in Potions by the time we're twenty-five. We need to keep each other motivated.

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