prom scrooge

[ashworthless]

Hi, I'm taking a nap, from being blinded nine times in five minutes. Wake me up on prom night. Good luck with the campaigns. Whoever can best forge my signature gets to decide where my votes go.

Comments

[longcons]

Unacceptable. This is an "essential rite of passage" that you "should" "care" about.

[ashworthless]

I want new rites of passage.

[heathclifflacey]

'Tis the season, dude.

[ashworthless]

We don't even see the ballots for another month.

[holdmyearrings]

Sign something so I can practice.

[ashworthless]

Figure if you really deserve my vote, you'll find my personal letters or banking information.

[quickbuck]

can you guys PLEASE nominate me i need the support

[ashworthless]

No way you're not on the ballot already.
[...] But yeah, yeah, I'll see what I can sleep-write.

[heathclifflacey]

Already done, dude!

[longcons]

Relax, you're in.

[bitterlysweet]

Yep.

[nothalfplaid]

What will you give me?

[bubblewrapped]

Still waiting on someone to run on a nihilism platform.

[ashworthless]

I'd vote for that.

[nothalfplaid]

You're not?

[bitterlysweet]

Can you still see, your highness?

[ashworthless]

Completely blind. Long term sparkle charm effects, it's bad.

[sochill]

How much trouble do you think we'd get in if we start taking down posters? Some of them are clearly health hazards.

[ashworthless]

Then technically we should be earning points, and I'd make that argument.

[casperkim]

Not against the rules as far as I know.

[electable]

Don't do that.

[sovain]

I can say with confidence that I didn't blind anyone and you're welcome.

[ashworthless]

Yours were relatively inoffensive. Thank you.

[magitechnically]

I'm disappointed that the seniors don't have more mustaches.

[ashworthless]

Hear there's a way to fix that.