During Coppertale's Tree Death.

[ashworthless]

We can never just have nice things, can we.

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[noelnoel]

villains never win~

[ashworthless]

And I was actively not villainous this time.
But all this has stirred something.
Hello, life of crime.

[noelnoel]

so this is your supervillain origin story

did someone really set a tree on fire for them to have to make that rule

[magitechnically]

It's SUPER FUN!!!

Until the teachers start making THOSE faces.

[heathclifflacey]

How're we VILLAINS?

[noelnoel]

just having a laugh mate

though i did see a couple foxes in our nest stirring up trouble
it was only a matter of time before the other houses retaliated

[soundscaped]

This school is embroiled in one big race to the bottom.

[ashworthless]

I guess all that's to be done is commit hard to at least winning that.

[soundscaped]

The most humiliating thing would be to to go down in mediocrity.

[magitechnically]

THANKS for helping me decorate your TREE!!!

[soundscaped]

Our tree looks and [...] sounds great. Like a barnyard symphony.

[professionalcorpse]

we're like a cosmic game of chutes and ladders.

[soundscaped]

Who even needs Gaming Club when you can slide right on down to hell in your real life?

[heathclifflacey]

[...] We can still come back from this, dude! Don't give up!

[ashworthless]

I guess. Where there's no fire, there's life.

[heathclifflacey]

HELL YEAH. After your breather post, we're going to decorate the hell out of that tree! [...] Right?

[bitterlysweet]

I tried to take some revenge but it didn't work out great.

[ashworthless]

What'd you do?

[godzillabutworse]

It's still a GOOD tree. :((

[ashworthless]

[...] Yeah, it's a really good tree. We'll do a little more strategic garlanding, it'll look fine.

[tartinedeflageolets]

All trees are good trees. Even when they're dead!!

[patineuse]

I put some orange on our tree. In memoriam.

[ashworthless]

We don't need your pity branches.

[lilwitchhazel]

HEY all the garbage sabotage is just because the other houses are jealous, so if we have a trash tree it's just because everyone is scared of our AWESOMENESS.

[ashworthless]

We're too threatening for our own good. We can remember this and build a defense team next year.