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[ashworthless]

Hey. Everyone tell Spencer they're glad he was born today.

[Warded to Coppertale Juniors BUT NOT SPENCER, Coppercheer STILL NOT SPENCER, Ruby Oberholtzer, and Iliya Krum]

And to celebrate that fact, come to our cabin tonight after dinner at about like seven(?), we're going to have a little party. It's a surprise so don't tell.
If you have snacks or drinks or whatever, bring them, we're a little low.
Maybe we can see if the elves will help with a cake or something.

Comments

[patineuse]

Congratulations on being almost legal.

[Birthday Ward]
Nothing's a "little party" when you get that many Coppertales together.

[ashworthless]

And on achieving the last year of childhood.

[Birthday Ward]
Little-ish? Comparatively little. Maybe we overswung.

[longcons]

Not dying is an impressive feat.

BDAY
We invited a Ribbonfin and an Ebonhide. Appropriate counterbalance.

[bitterlysweet]

Especially with my track record.

[longcons]

Your words.

Birthday Ward

[patineuse]

About that. Iliya Krum, really?

[ashworthless]

You're jinxing it.
Probably for all of us.

BIRTHDAAAY
That's as responsible as I want to get. Good enough.

Birthday Ward

[quickbuck]

And NO Azurcrests. this is really key if we want to stop it from turning into a rager. no azurcrests can come

[patineuse]

Enjoy your hopes and dreams before adulthood sweeps them away.

[Birthday Ward]
Remember, party music will attract strays.

[ashworthless]

And also you can get in unaccompanied to R-rated movies.

[Birthday Ward]
We'll come up with a quiet party playlist.

[sunsoutgunsout]

do we have to tho

[party people]
S I C K i've been dyin w/o a fuckin party

[ashworthless]

I'm not here to make anyone do anything.

[PARTY]
But you should definitely try to say happy birthday if you come to the party.

[sunsoutgunsout]

sick bc i'm my own prefect thx

[PARTYYYY]
fine fine Y E A H he'll even get a fuckin bday nookie noogie

Party Ward

[quickbuck]

In fact if you come to the party you gotta sing

Party Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

then i'll wear my fuckin singin pants

Party Ward

[quickbuck]

you have special pants for singing?

[cheer_leader]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPENCER!

[Birthday Ward]

WHAT do you still need? I can bake something? Or cook something?

Birthday Ward

[ashworthless]

Can you make cake?

Birthday Ward

[cheer_leader]

Can I make cake, he asks Absolutely! I can make all kinds of cake. Do you know his favorite, by any chance?

Birthday Ward

[ashworthless]

I [...]don't know. He knows food, though, so probably not that out of a box shit.
Not that you'd make that anyway, but, you know. General proviso.

[magitechnically]

Will do!!!

[Fake Pippa]
Are things better since you like KISSED him A LOT???

[ashworthless]

Thanks, Essie.

[Essie]
[...] Um Yeah. We're talking and everything again so. That's good.

[magitechnically]

Do you think he'd want some CANDY???

[Fake Pippa]
Well THAT'S good!!! Ms. Petrichor is probably a TERRIBLE roommate and I'd be really UPSET if Jeffy one of my friends stopped talking to me because I kissed one of them a lot.

Not that I HAVE!!!

[ashworthless]

I think he would.

[Essie]
No noise past 9pm, which isn't even curfew. It was awful.
Nah, it wasn't his fault. We were both kinda equally weirded out. I suggest not kissing your friends with love potions, it throws wrenches where they don't need to be.

Ward

[thecourtier]

Got it, dude. I have some snacks I can bring.