Tobias looks down at Riley like she's hung the moon, eyes comically wide and shining with admiration. Dang, she's right. What good were these Dagwood sandwiches without a crunch layer? This is what he'd been missing the whole time. Man, how had he never realised that he was going to school with a genius?

"Heck yeah! I'll get them for you," he promises, excitement evident. "Oh," he adds, and there's a brief pause as two thoughts are forced to squeeze their way through his head back-to-back. He looks a shade less enthusiastic. "... but where?"