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[odder]

As much as this school seems to want to dictate my entire life, I’ll choose my own friends from now on, thanks.

[Ari]
I missed you yesterday. I’m sorry.
I don’t know what I was thinking.
I’m really tired of potions.

[Ruby]
[...] So listen You’re not so
I suppose I owe you one murder attempt or equivalent, then we’re even.

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[bubblewrapped]

We need water bottles.

[odder]

The only thing I’m ever drinking again is aguamenti water directly from my wand to my mouth.

[bubblewrapped]

The only safe option. But now you're always one misfire away from a water fight.

[odder]

Oh no. Every day will be Dyngus Day.

[bubblewrapped]

Honestly, impromptu Dyngus Day sounds worlds better than the looming threat of personality-altering poisons.

[magitechnically]

OMG but I have the COOLEST new friend now so it was actually pretty GREAT???

[odder]

You got lucky.

[magitechnically]

Who did you get??? Were they AWFUL???

[odder]

Ruby.

[magitechnically]

But Ruby is GREAT??? She's my daughter!!!

[professionalcorpse]

hey, but by the time we graduate, literally ANYTHING real life wants to throw at us will be so much less traumatizing than intended.

[odder]

That’s a very optimistic outlook.
But we’d all make a pretty effective child army.

[professionalcorpse]

it's monday, i've recharged my optimism over the weekend. my outlook may be less sunny by friday.

true. we're all desensitized.

[odder]

I’ll check back then to see if you’re bitter too, by then.
Yes. And warriors, besides

[professionalcorpse]

i'll try to work it all off for you. i'll be properly jaded before the weekend. pinkie-swear.

gonna look REAL good on our resumes.

Ari/Jade

[novelling]

I missed you.

How's Ruby?

Ari/Jade

[odder]

Back to intolerable, I’m sure.

Ari/Jade

[novelling]

And everything is right in the world again.

Calvin knows about us.

Ari/Jade

[odder]

Was he surprised?

Ari/Jade

[novelling]

I didn't tell him. He just knew.

Ruby/Jade

[patineuse]

I only accept payment for completed murders. So consider yourself debt-free.

Ruby/Jade

[odder]

All right.
[....] Keep trying. You could have a future there.

Ruby/Jade

[patineuse]

Oh yeah? Better watch your back, Otterwell. I know your M.O. now.

Ruby/Jade

[odder]

I’m almost threatened. You watch out too.

Ruby/Jade

[patineuse]

Have to admit, I'd be a little put out if you didn't take a shot before the end of the year.