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[odder]

As much as this school seems to want to dictate my entire life, I’ll choose my own friends from now on, thanks.

[Ari]
I missed you yesterday. I’m sorry.
I don’t know what I was thinking.
I’m really tired of potions.

[Ruby]
[...] So listen You’re not so
I suppose I owe you one murder attempt or equivalent, then we’re even.

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Spooky Kids

[bubblewrapped]

Well, conceptual murder packages are one of the friendship services I provide.

That would be awful. I'd need so many more poetry notebooks.

Spooky Kids

[odder]

And at such a bargain. Did you escape this one, or do I have to go theoretically kill my replacement?
You’d run out of rhymes awfully fast. (Love at first sight, like a kite only has so many variations.)

Spooky Kids

[bubblewrapped]

I don't think so. I could just pick someone at random, though, if you're in the mood to plot an assassination.

Not to mention pining is exhausting.

Spooky Kids

[odder]

That sounds fun, actually. Who can I kill?
It is. I’d hate that.
Archie works with love potions a lot. Maybe he experienced side effects

Spooky Kids

[bubblewrapped]

You know, I don't think Austin has suffered enough this year. Or maybe Charlie. She'd get a kick out of it.

Your fainting couch would eventually just become your napping couch.

Oh boy, does that mean if you try to build an immunity to Amortentia you start stealing people's hair? Hard pass.

Spooky Kids

[odder]

Oooh. There’s a lot of good ways to kill them. Remember how much Charlotte likes leeches?
I want a good fainting couch. But it’ll probably have a skeleton on it.
And I don’t know. Stealing people’s hair is probably quite informative

Spooky Kids

[bubblewrapped]

Death by leeches is the perfect combination of gruesome and looking accidental. And you don't even really need to try that hard to find leeches here.
You'll just have to pose her to look like she's ready to catch you.
Oh no. You've already fallen victim to magical poison overdose.

Spooky Kids

[odder]

In a month or so, I’ll be able to bet her to stay in the water til she’s covered. Then I’d put permanent sticking charms on and let nature do the rest.
I probably have. That would explain the scissors. Remember me fondly when I’m arrested.

Spooky Kids

[bubblewrapped]

Dark. You're a genius.
Do you want me to talk up the depravity of your crimes or lie and make you sound like a saint when I'm called as a character witness?

Spooky Kids

[odder]

That one was easy.
It depends. If it looks like I’m definitely going away, make me sound frightening. I want to have a reputation in prison.