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[heathclifflacey]

HEY. If anyone wants their tea leaves read today, hit me up! I've got a new blend I want to try out. No prom predictions, though. I'm not getting in the middle of that stuff. (Except to say VOTE TODD!!! Duh.)

[Phi]

[...] You're back to normal, right?

[Austin & Fern - Added After Reading]

[...] Wow. DUDE. Sorry somebody's got a VENDETTA or whatever.

But as long as it's not Archie or Jade or something they're PROBABLY all talk, right?.

[CBJs - Added After Reading]

Hey. SO. I did Austin's reading and somebody's got it out for Todd's boyf dude.

Should we like [...] DO SOMETHING?

Comments

Copperjrboys + Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

Ugh do a reading for me on how not to be an idiot.

Apparently Junie's super pissed at me because she thinks I led her on and lied to her. Which like [...] I did, I guess. I mean the leading on not the lying. Not on purpose anyway. I don't know.

Copperjrboys + Ruby

[patineuse]

If every girl I flirted with for a week tops got pissy about "leading her on," I'd have [...] a lot of pissy girls.

Copperjrboys + Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah but we had this moment where I was [...] venting about some shit and she was nice to me about it. And part of it was I was talking about how I think I'm a shitty boyfriend. This was back before me and Ira got together obviously, and I was feeling down on myself, yknow?

I guess she thought that meant I wasn't gonna date anyone??? I just say shit sometimes when I'm in a bad mood. She says she's not heartbroken but she still freaking cornered me when I was all truth-serumed.

[patineuse]

Can you predict the next time we all get poisoned by whatever the hell just happened?

[bitterlysweet]

Haha you hung out with Jade.

[patineuse]

You should be more indignant on my behalf. Some potion tried to steal your BFF.

[heathclifflacey]

I mean. I can TRY. The leaves just sorta predict what they wanna predict, though.

Wanna give it a go?

[patineuse]

Sure. I'm not a leaf water kind of girl, but there's nothing else going on.

What kind of things do you predict?

[soundscaped]

Can the tea tell me if my Herbology grade is doomed or just fucked

[heathclifflacey]

Dude. Get a tutor.

Only one way to find out, right?

[soundscaped]

Is there any chance it'll tell me I only have three months to live instead, or does it not get that specific?

[opuntia]

You could talk to the TA.

[soundscaped]

Phi do I have a black thumb or do my plants just not like my personality?

Phicliff

[opuntia]

Yes. Lord Sorry about blowing you off.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

Kay. [...] It's COOL.

[...] You're just SUPER LITTLE so I was afraid it'd take longer to work through your system. Had to check.

Phicliff

[opuntia]

[...] Thanks.

I was going to offer a make-up tea, but I've maybe changed my mind now.

[pandoral]

Maybe me??
I don't have a specific query, though. That's fine, right?

[heathclifflacey]

Duh, Pan! I'll always do a reading for you.

TOTALLY! That's usually the best option with tea leaves anyway. They'll show us the IMPORTANT STUFF.

[pandoral]

Talk to me, tea!!

Fern/Heathcliff/Austin

[soundscaped]

Oh my god is this because we were pretendi I swear it was just a j

[...] I hate my life and this is Fern's fault.

Fern/Heathcliff/Austin

[heathclifflacey]

Well. I mean. It's not Fern's fault it's HAPPENING, just that you KNOW about it.

Fern/Heathcliff/Austin

[soundscaped]

Ignorance is bliss. Or just baseless anxiety. What if it's like Ruby that doesn't like me, she'll push me down the stairs.

Fern/Heathcliff/Austin

[nothalfplaid]

I can't hear you unless you take the pacifier out of your mouth.

CJBS

[ashworthless]

Like what?

CJBS

[heathclifflacey]

[...] I don't know. You're the SMART one.