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[heathclifflacey]

HEY. If anyone wants their tea leaves read today, hit me up! I've got a new blend I want to try out. No prom predictions, though. I'm not getting in the middle of that stuff. (Except to say VOTE TODD!!! Duh.)

[Phi]

[...] You're back to normal, right?

[Austin & Fern - Added After Reading]

[...] Wow. DUDE. Sorry somebody's got a VENDETTA or whatever.

But as long as it's not Archie or Jade or something they're PROBABLY all talk, right?.

[CBJs - Added After Reading]

Hey. SO. I did Austin's reading and somebody's got it out for Todd's boyf dude.

Should we like [...] DO SOMETHING?

Comments

[soundscaped]

Can the tea tell me if my Herbology grade is doomed or just fucked

[heathclifflacey]

Dude. Get a tutor.

Only one way to find out, right?

[soundscaped]

Is there any chance it'll tell me I only have three months to live instead, or does it not get that specific?

[nothalfplaid]

It might be able to confirm that you're a chicken shit.

Also, everyone knows we all have three or fewer months to live anyway.

[soundscaped]

What if it tells me you're in love with me?

[nothalfplaid]

It's not how I'd have told you, but I can't fight the leaves.

[soundscaped]

Rude of them to steal your thunder like that.

[nothalfplaid]

Divination can be a bitch that way.

[soundscaped]

Dare you to look into your future and find out my secret feelings for you. Then we'll have to run away together and have a cute divorce story just like our folks.

[nothalfplaid]

I will if you will. Better we know now. I did always think it was an oversight that neither of my parents got one of those divorce cakes that looks like a gory wedding cake.

[heathclifflacey]

[heathclifflacey]

The leaves don't like [...] just [...] make shit up.

[nothalfplaid]

Of course. We expect nothing but the truth here.

[Heathcliff]

I'm just joking. I'm not exactly Austin's type.

Ferncliff

[heathclifflacey]

[......] I know.

Ferncliff

[nothalfplaid]

By type, I mean gender, in case that wasn't clear.

Do you want me to stop?

Ferncliff

[heathclifflacey]

Then why isn't he hitting on TO

[...]

NO.

I don't kno

[...]

Sorry. I'm being a jackass, huh?

Ferncliff

[nothalfplaid]

I'd tell you if you were.

Ferncliff

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Yeah. That's probably true.

[soundscaped]

It'll be good to get a jump start on planning the party.

[nothalfplaid]

Planning? "Booze." There, planned.

[soundscaped]

What about the guest list? Registry? Where will people park, Fern?

This divorce is never gonna work out.

[opuntia]

You could talk to the TA.

[soundscaped]

Phi do I have a black thumb or do my plants just not like my personality?

[opuntia]

Your personality would only probably factor in with mandrakes

You just don't pay attention to what the plants are telling you.

[soundscaped]

[...] Do plants really tell you things