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[heyitsnia]

CONTEST TIME! I have hidden a purple bag containing twenty dragots and other assorted items somewhere on campus. If you can return the bag to me with everything intact, you can keep the dragots.

[Warded to ESG, Addy, Ursula]

This may be the best idea I've ever had to find a misplaced backpack.

Comments

[tues]

What if there's something in there we like More than the money?

[heyitsnia]

I made sure everything inside was WAY more boring than money.

[tues]

Oh.
Well I'll Still look. And get a Search Party.

[heyitsnia]

A whole crew. Yes I'm sure you'll get the prize in NO time.

Bearents

[casperkim]

Don't start a riot.

[...] I assume there's a reason you're doing this?

Bearents

[heyitsnia]

Oh. I didn't take into account how long it's been since our last riot.

I lost my backpack. Crowdsourcing the recovery.

Bearents

[casperkim]

[...] Hopefully nobody decides to just keep it. We've had a lot of shit go missing lately.

But I'll keep my eyes open for it.

Bearents

[heyitsnia]

Kids love that five finger discount. Probably mimics, too. Hopefully no one decides they badly need my Herbology notes.

[magitechnically]

I'm on the case!!!

[heyitsnia]

You've got a whole possee, don't you?

[magitechnically]

We're usually CAUSING crimes but we're MULTIFACETED!!!

[heyitsnia]

I hope this sets you on the virtuous path permanently.

[magitechnically]

ToooOOOOOOoootally!!!

Ward

[addytives]

TEAR APART THE SCHOOL for your notes!!! Genius.

I can UNFORTUNATELY promise you didn't leave it here :(

Ward

[heyitsnia]

Maybe it's an abuse of power, but it's a fun one.

ALAS!! Thank you for checking my dear.

Ward

[addytives]

It's not ABUSING power, it's like...using it to its greatest potential.

Of course ♥
If you wanna look yourself I can come help toooo

Ward

[heyitsnia]

Ingenuity? I'll take it.

Ooo, that could be fun. I can think of a few places to check. We should start with the sauna.

Ward

[addytives]

Oooh good idea. It's preeetty big place so it'll def take both of us for a like, THOROUGH search.

Ward

[neattrick]

this is no time for hanky panky

Ward

[addytives]

I'm doing a v serious search!!!! No bench unturned!!!

Ward

[heyitsnia]

Maybe a fifteen minute hanky panky break. To keep morale high.

Ward

[cecaelian]

It is genius. We ought to make a list of everything we've lost all year and declare it Lost and Found Day. I'll bring cupcakes shaped like left socks.

Ward

[addytives]

Oh wow this is also super smart??? I've lost EVERYTHING.

Ward

[cecaelian]

Start building your list. I'm sure we can convince some underclassman to go hunting for you in exchange for sugar.

Nia darling, a new project for us?

Ward

[heyitsnia]

I love your ability to turn anything into a party. Another Event Committee collaboration in our future?

Ward

[cecaelian]

I should've put that down on my card.

We'll have to see how Ferdie feels about conning freshmen into finding things.

Ward

[heyitsnia]

He's got a way with them. We should put him in charge of corralling them for us.

Ward

[cecaelian]

It's always good to face your fears.

Ward

[neattrick]

i didn't read this post cause i'm too busy looking for your backpack

Ward

[heyitsnia]

Clementine, my angel of missing things.