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[butterbear]

Todd, your ghost girlfriend has decided under our cabin is the best place for her to sit and cry about you. Send her flowers or something or we'll never sleep again.

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[quickbuck]

i broke UP with her six MONTHS ago

[meerigold]

YOU WERE DATING HER???

[quickbuck]

NO

[butterbear]

It didn't take. Try it again.

[meerigold]

Put holy water in a Super Soaker and hit her in her nasty little face.

[meerigold]

Ew.

It's been eight months. Why is she so obsessed with him?

[quickbuck]

i'm hot

[meerigold]

No, that's not it.

[soundscaped]

Cabin for sale. One of the beds is cold and the floor cries sometimes but it's still good.

[bubblewrapped]

I'm sure someone's in the market for a woodsy depression hut.

[soundscaped]

Our asking price is a decent night's sleep.

[butterbear]

Is this why you are a thief? Did you steal Todd's heart?

[soundscaped]

That's exactly how I would describe this series of events.

[quickbuck]

you might get pneumonia just as a heads up

[soundscaped]

Oh my god.

Have we tried getting Molly to fall in love with literally anyone else.

[bubblewrapped]

Talk about needing to let go.

[odder]

Girls? I think we need to talk with Molly about not letting boys ruin her afterlife. This has gone on too long.

[novelling]

At the very least we need to have a talk with her about her taste in them.

[odder]

Honestly. No offense to Austin, but imagine if you were stuck thinking Todd was the best you could do for all of eternity.
She needs to move on.

[sheepish]

Poor Molly...

[heathclifflacey]

Dude. She's like a STALKER. You don't need to feel bad for a STALKER.

[professionalcorpse]

okay, so she's maybe feeling a little sensitive. it'll be fine. we can figure it out.

[butterbear]

I think Austin's feeling a little sensitive right now.

[evercreep]

These ghosts are a blight.

[waitingforsuperman]

do you think she would cheer up if she got asked to prom though?