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[casperkim]

I know I look like shit. Let's keep the commentary to a minimum.

[Ebonhide Senior Boys]

Didn't burn the cabin down without me, right? [...] I'll be back tonight.

[Calvin]

[...] Nice shot, Evercreech.

Comments

[casperkim]

[...] Probably your snoring, actually.

[ulixes]

Like hell it is. I don't snore.

[gonnabefamous]

You definitely snore.

[ulixes]

Stop telling lies!

[gonnabefamous]

How would you know if you snored or not?

[ulixes]

‘Cause there's no way you’d’ve put up with it for four whole years.

[gonnabefamous]

What else am I gonna do, suffocate you?

[ulixes]

It’s what I’d do to you.

[gonnabefamous]

I've talked in my sleep for four years and you ain't done it yet.

[ulixes]

Well, now you’re just begging me to put you out of your misery.

[casperkim]

No murder.

[ulixes]

Don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s no prefects in my cabin. Lawless territory out here.

[casperkim]

Do you need Maycott to babysit?

[ulixes]

She’s more than welcome if she wants to come ‘round.

[opuntia]

I feel like you should be more embarrassed and less willing than you seem to be.

[ulixes]

I'm sure I've got no idea what you're talking about.

[opuntia]

Of course not.

What're you all going to do when I should've come to tuck you all in, just to see how things were going.

[gonnabefamous]

I wouldn't be opposed to it. You can do it for the rest of the year, Casper never tucks us in or nothing.

[casperkim]

You're not a child. You don't need to be tucked in.

[gonnabefamous]

Maybe, but it's nice!

[opuntia]

[...] There's no situation in which I can imagine Casper tucking you in.

[casperkim]

You know me so well.

[opuntia]

Well, if they ever desperately need tucking in just call me over and I'll take care of it.

[gonnabefamous]

Exactly!! And I'm emotionally traumatized from the lack.

[gonnabefamous]

If you're gonna do it, go ahead and get it over with before exams, if you could.