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[soundscaped]

Wait what do the freshmen know that I don't

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[bubblewrapped]

That's a lifting the veil, know what cannot be known question right there.

[soundscaped]

I think they're plotting against me.

[bubblewrapped]

They could be bluffing. Trying to get you to divulge something about yourself.

[soundscaped]

This counts as plotting against me. I'm not that exciting, what the fuck do they think I'm gonna drop.

[bubblewrapped]

Got any new songs in the works? Or maybe they just like watching people suffer.

[longcons]

If you have to ask, you're not ready to know.

[soundscaped]

They're talking about me.

[longcons]

And?

[soundscaped]

I need to know what parts of my secret double life are about to be exposed

[longcons]

The worst ones. Hope that helps.

[quickbuck]

freshmen are bullies

[soundscaped]

I get chills when they whisper behind their hands and then look into my soul

[quickbuck]

i'm pretty sure they started that thing where everyone calls me baby bigfoot

[soundscaped]

I still don't get that. Are you like blurry in pictures or something

[quickbuck]

i'm not even that hairy

[beansontoast]

More than you would probably expect them to

[soundscaped]

That's distressing, considering I'm pretty sure they've got a list of my worst fears and also my home addresses.

[beansontoast]

Oh they definitely do that's why you've got to be nice to them but I could intervene on your behalf for a small price

[soundscaped]

I have no money and especially not for someone accusing me of being an asshole.

[beansontoast]

Who accused you of being an asshole?

[gonnabefamous]

That sounds ominous.

[soundscaped]

"Freshman" anything sounds ominous.

[gonnabefamous]

I wish I could help you but I'm 84% dead already.

[soundscaped]

Was your Pedialyte prize not enough?

[gonnabefamous]

Did I get Pedialyte? I need twelve more gallons of it.