gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

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Wait what do the freshmen know that I don't

Oh they definitely do that's why you've got to be nice to them but I could intervene on your behalf for a small price

I have no money and especially not for someone accusing me of being an asshole.

Who accused you of being an asshole?

The person trying to extort me.

I didn't call you an asshole so if you're saying your an asshole your guilty conscience must be projecting.

I'm not giving you money, go away.

Okay but just remember when the freshmen come for you that I did offer to help you but by the time you realize your mistake it will be too late.

I'll remember that time someone I don't even know pretended she had an in with people who probably don't even like her.

Shows what you know the freshmen like me because I actually know their names and care about their interests

Then why'd I see those Coppertale ones drawing mustaches on your prom posters?

~~THOSE POSTERS WEREN'T~~ Those posters weren't me they were Paris.

Paris is the one that "isn't the WURST"?

~~No that's~~ If you can't tell us apart I'm not going to help you tell us apart we're really easy to distinguish between.

They're drawing another mustache. Better get over here and make sure they know who's who.

Maybe I should I'd hate to interrupt your whining.