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[heyitsnia]

Last night was a real donger, huh? Fuck that noise, babydolls.

Popsicle social in the atrium tomorrow evening, y'all. I'm hoping the offerings distract everyone just a little from whatever darkness they're dealing with. You all deserve to be happy, because you're good people. Really.

My thanks to Fun Sized Snickers and the World's Worst Adrian Brody Impersonator for their assistance with this event.

Comments

[novelling]

I never understand what you're saying.

[heyitsnia]

It's good to keep people guessing.

[novelling]

It certainly makes you inimitable.

[heyitsnia]

I leave an impression. Good for future networking opportunities.

[novelling]

Who's Fun Sized Snickers?

[heyitsnia]

The small quidditch demon in Coppertale.

[useyournoggin]

Ooh ooh Ferdie's the Brody impersonator isn't he?!?!?

[heyitsnia]

Ferdie's actually the World's Best Adrian Brody Impersonator.

[balthazard]

Thank you, Nia. I definitely deserve a popsicle.

[heyitsnia]

It's May. We're almost outta here. Everyone should have a mood lifter to get them through to finals.

[balthazard]

If you're wanting to lift moods, maybe don't mention finals.

[heyitsnia]

The ultimate horror, huh? I'm sure you'll do fine, honey.

[balthazard]

Generally speaking. As long as I ace Charms and Artificing, which I will, I'm golden.

[heyitsnia]

Very smart to focus on your practical stuff.

[balthazard]

Work smart, not hard, right?

[heyitsnia]

You know what? Yes.

[balthazard]

This is why you're my third favorite prefect.

[heyitsnia]

Lee and Wick are both impressive young men.

[balthazard]

They are.

It's a shame only one of them can be Head Boy.

[heyitsnia]

I'm sure that'll be a fierce battle for supremacy.

[butterbear]

Need some heavy lifting?

[heyitsnia]

I could certainly use some assistance setting up tables before dinner. Thanks, sugar.

[butterbear]

Of course. I live to serve.

[Nia]

Can I ask a big favor of you?

Nia/Teddy

[heyitsnia]

What can I do for you, honey?

Nia/Teddy

[butterbear]

I need to set up a promposal for Issy that will require me to be outside the girl's cabin after curfew. I promise I will use silencing charms and it won't be anything frightening or harmful. Just some origami. Promise you won't hex me on sight?

Nia/Teddy

[heyitsnia]

You're allowed to be out on your own campsite after curfew, as long as you're not disruptive. You'll need to take a buddy with you, since it's late. If none of your roommates are able to, I'll come sit out. I assume your gesture is not hugely rulebreaking?

Nia/Teddy

[butterbear]

I just didn't want to get in trouble for apparently sneaking around the girl's cabin. I realize Max and I are suspicious by nature, but still. And no, nothing at all rulebreaking, and I will clean it all up afterwards. I think I've got Max and Bash willing to help.

Nia/Teddy

[heyitsnia]

Of course. I appreciate you coming to ask for permission. If you need any help, you can come knock on my door, but I'm sure the three of you can wrangle each other fairly well. I'm sure Isabelle will love whatever you have cooked up.

[iliya]

Is there a limit on popsicles per person?

[heyitsnia]

Well, I wouldn't call it "All Your Can Eat." Maybe "All You Can Reasonably Enjoy."

[gonnabefamous]

You can have my popsicle allotment.

[heyitsnia]

AWWWWWW.

[addytives]

You’re all the light I PERSONALLY need but also omg popsicles

[heyitsnia]

Well then I will feed you popsicles, myself.

[addytives]

Bb I am way into that even if they taste like hangover and confetti
(Never underestimate a Lewis)

[heyitsnia]

I can't rule out either of those but that kind of sounds like New Year's Day to me so it can't be all bad, right?

[addytives]

There’s a good memory in every bad popsicle!!!

[heyitsnia]

Oh my god you're SUCH a genius? That is a great slogan.

[addytives]

I’m gonna def bill SOMEONE when Nightmare Pops becomes a thing.

[heyitsnia]

Chase that paycheck. You really are my ideal lady.

[addytives]

See I heard this rumor it was like, make a ton myself or murder your first rich husband if he sticks around for too long, and I’m sooo not meant to kill

[heyitsnia]

I don't know, I think you'd look pretty rad as a black widow. Fake crying at a funeral in a big black hat with one if those mesh veils?

[ghostbluster]

That's a good idea. I like popsicles.

[heyitsnia]

Truly, a universally enjoyable snack. Probably The bottles are unlabeled so it's a fun surprise, too.