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[novelling]

Who need help asking their very truest love to prom? I'll consult the fates and let you know what the tarot says you should do. The price is one vote for prom princess, to be cast in Jade's name.

WARDED TO MADISON, LIBERTY, HAZEL, & ESSIE

I'm going to dump a bucket of blood on Jade if she wins prom princess. I'm not an idiot and it should be easy to do, so I don't think there's any risk of any of you getting hit instead. But I thought letting you know you aren't targets ahead of time might offer me some deniability.

Unless you want to be a target. The offer's open.

WARDED TO MICAH ST. CLAIR

I need your help with something and I think you'll find the terms agreeable.

WARDED TO JADE

Nia told me the other day that I might be able to petition the school to change houses, next year. Because of the situation in my cabin.

Comments

Ari/Micah

[stclair]

Does it involve helping Jade get prom princess???? Because I KNOW you know that I'm TEAM HAZEL until prom!!!!!

Ari/Micah

[novelling]

No. I just need fake blood.

Ari/Micah

[stclair]

Oh, we've got plenty of that. You can't have ALL OF IT though because I'm still trying to work out my promposal to Calvin!!!!!!!!

[...] HOW MUCH BLOOD do you need????

Ari/Micah

[novelling]

Calvin's a lucky boy.

How much do you have?

Princesses

[magitechnically]

Oh. UH. Okay!!! She should like that???

Princesses

[ghostbluster]

It does sound like something she would like.

Maybe I'll wear a red dress, just in case there's any splatter.

Princesses

[novelling]

Or a raincoat.

Princesses

[lilwitchhazel]

Ehhh, nothing a little magic won't fix if we get a bit of splatter~

Re: Princesses

[ghostbluster]

Formal raincoat?

[professionalcorpse]

the whole voting process has stalled at frowning at a piece of paper and debating the merits of the whole ‘names in a hat’ thing.

[novelling]

It seems like at least one of your choices should be easy enough.

[professionalcorpse]

i mean, MAYBE. in theory.

[novelling]

You might be overthinking this.

[bubblewrapped]

Theoretically, how might you interpret The Tower or The Devil in this situation?

[heathclifflacey]

If you get the DEVIL, you probably think you NEED to ask that person more than you actually WANT to. It's associated with harmful dependencies and shows up when you need to break NEGATIVE PATTERNS. So you should probably ask someone else. Similar deal with the TOWER. It's all about upheaval and change and it's usually BAD NEWS.

[...]

Either way. Not good, dude.

[bubblewrapped]

Disconcerting. Hopefully no one winds up with either of those.

[heathclifflacey]

They won’t, dude. Don’t worry!

[novelling]

That's rather gloomy, Heathcliff.

[heathclifflacey]

HE ASKED. I didn’t decide what they mean.

Besides, don’t you like gloomy?

[novelling]

Have you taken up divination?

[bubblewrapped]

Oh, no way, I just fell down an internet hole during spring break after we talked about doing Tarot cards as an EC fundraiser. Read a bit about card meanings.

[novelling]

Strangely most divination textbooks omit the "prom" interpretations for the major arcana. I had to write my own.

[odder]

I could use this.

[Ari/Jade]
And I’ll tell Paige to clear her things immediately.
Has it got worse?

[novelling]

When you should ask: the Eight of Wands demands quick action, so you should do it as soon as possible.
Who you should ask: The Queen of Cups. That's someone you have a profound emotional bond with. Cups is the suit of love, so I'd wager they return your affections.
How you should ask: Two of Pentacles. Usually when we say this card represents juggling, we mean of responsibilities, but maybe it's to be taken literally?

[Ari/Jade]
Poor Paige was hardly going to last the year anyway.

Worse, no. But not better, either.

[odder]

Hmmmm. I wonder what to juggle.
[Ari/Jade]
You’d like it here. Ree’s fine, but she doesn’t like lying. And you’d get to see all of Essie’s inventions