gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

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I mean, I thought I'd die, too. But three different freshmen have congratulated me on a good run and I'm starting to think they're having a giggle.

I'm not joking?

Unless I entered a fugue state - which is entirely possible - the only time I saw you was at the starting line.

Until you caught up and passed me and I called you a shit.

There's no way. It took me almost an hour to run it. I would've taunted you way more.

Then someone DEFINITELY has your hair cut. And glasses. And is maybe FAMOUS.

What you mean like a cooler, more popular, better looking do [...] Oh my god.

IS there a celebrity here?????

I think it's actually an impersonator. Of the weird forest variety.

[...] Do you think THEY thought we'd be SUPER JEALOUS that you BLEW PAST US ALL or something???

Should've picked a slightly less unlikely candidate, if so.

You passed me and I never caught up. You had to have finished in about a half hour.

I [...] don't think it was me, exactly.

[...] What a shitty impersonation.

He could've at least won for me.

Would've been hexed at the finish line.

Dude, harsh.

You can always count on me to be honest.

Old reliable.

That's me.

Oh, good. They're fast.

That always bodes well. At least, you'll be able to tell my mimic easily. Just challenge him to a footrace.

Edited 2018-05-19 03:53 (UTC)