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I mean, I thought I'd die, too. But three different freshmen have congratulated me on a good run and I'm starting to think they're having a giggle.

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Did they SCORE you???

Naw, they just all looked really confused when I ran by?

Maybe they thought you were FAMOUS

I do have those Hollywood heart-throb good looks.

Which freshmen?

Large glasses freshman, Lazer and the one that really likes basketball but doesn't seem to know how to play it. Weird mix.

Strange. Do I need to set Stewart on their prized goods?

Possibly. You know, it might be a really complex prank but they all seemed really sincere.

Maybe it's a mistake? Maybe [...] someone else got your haircut.
I'll tell him to relieve them of one valuable each, anyway. Keep them on their toes.

One of the freshmen hit a growth spurt, maybe?
Good practice. Teach them to value their possessions.

Or maybe they're all voting for you for prom and trying to keep your morale up, and found your run very impressive. Legitimately. We've tamed them.

That's almost too kind of them. Although it would be very nice to have an army of trained freshmen when we're seniors. [...] Anyway I think this might be a case of [...] mistaken identity.

We're going to. It's in process.
I [...] suspected as much.
Someone's a show-off.

It'll make senior year so much easier.
Leave it to the mimic version of me to put me massively to shame.

?

Three different compliments about how fast I ran. 53 minutes wasn't the worst time, but...

I can't believe you passed me, you fuck.

That's a funny joke.

I'm not joking?

Unless I entered a fugue state - which is entirely possible - the only time I saw you was at the starting line.

Until you caught up and passed me and I called you a shit.

There's no way. It took me almost an hour to run it. I would've taunted you way more.

Then someone DEFINITELY has your hair cut. And glasses. And is maybe FAMOUS.

What you mean like a cooler, more popular, better looking do [...] Oh my god.

IS there a celebrity here?????

I think it's actually an impersonator. Of the weird forest variety.

[...] Do you think THEY thought we'd be SUPER JEALOUS that you BLEW PAST US ALL or something???

Should've picked a slightly less unlikely candidate, if so.

You passed me and I never caught up. You had to have finished in about a half hour.

I [...] don't think it was me, exactly.

[...] What a shitty impersonation.

He could've at least won for me.

Would've been hexed at the finish line.

Dude, harsh.

You can always count on me to be honest.

Old reliable.

That's me.

Oh, good. They're fast.

That always bodes well. At least, you'll be able to tell my mimic easily. Just challenge him to a footrace.

Edited 2018-05-19 03:53 (UTC)

UGGGGGGGGGGH. Same???

You're the one who left me in the dust after you hopped out of my hair.

Yeah and you were like a TOTAL JERK the next time I tried to hop in???

While I can't necessarily disagree with that being out of character for me, I didn't see you again for the rest of the race.

Next time you don't let me in your hair, I'll bite you. Just in case.

I don't really have a choice here, do I?

Did he cheat?

MAYBE.

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