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[bubblewrapped]

I mean, I thought I'd die, too. But three different freshmen have congratulated me on a good run and I'm starting to think they're having a giggle.

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[bubblewrapped]

Possibly. You know, it might be a really complex prank but they all seemed really sincere.

[odder]

Maybe it's a mistake? Maybe [...] someone else got your haircut.
I'll tell him to relieve them of one valuable each, anyway. Keep them on their toes.

[bubblewrapped]

One of the freshmen hit a growth spurt, maybe?
Good practice. Teach them to value their possessions.

[odder]

Or maybe they're all voting for you for prom and trying to keep your morale up, and found your run very impressive. Legitimately. We've tamed them.

[bubblewrapped]

That's almost too kind of them. Although it would be very nice to have an army of trained freshmen when we're seniors. [...] Anyway I think this might be a case of [...] mistaken identity.

[odder]

We're going to. It's in process.
I [...] suspected as much.
Someone's a show-off.

[bubblewrapped]

It'll make senior year so much easier.
Leave it to the mimic version of me to put me massively to shame.