[2025]

[novelling]

Haven't you got anything better to do with your time, Mr. Pratt?

Comments

[bubblewrapped]

A handsome butt, at least.

[novelling]

I didn't say handsome.

[bubblewrapped]

That was my own embellishment.

[professionalcorpse]

Yeah, that word definitely wasn't included in your response. And it's real easy to check. Such is the problem with written proof.

[novelling]

True of text messaging too. Not a pro or a con in either direction.

[professionalcorpse]

Erasing is much easier with text messages, though. And there's spell-check.

[novelling]

I'll get you a spell-checking quill while I'm in London.

[professionalcorpse]

Oh man, I get souvenirs. I bet it's because I don't pretend that I'm handsome.

[novelling]

Fishing for compliments?

[professionalcorpse]

Nope. Ain't been fishing once.

[bubblewrapped]

Who's pretending?

[professionalcorpse]

Aw, babe. Not you. Never.

[bubblewrapped]

Those letters don't seem very sincere.

[professionalcorpse]

Got no clue what you're talking about, light of my life.

[bubblewrapped]

Don't be jealous, babe. Not everyone can have a buttchin like mine.