[2025]

[duelled]

This is fun! Just like old times. And nobody's even being that mean to each other, which I think shows a lot of maturity on our parts.

My daughter wanted me to say hi from her and says she can answer any question you guys have. She's eight, so you can take that with a grain of salt, but if you want a child's wisdom I bet it'd make her really happy to get a couple questions.

WARDED TO JESSE

I'm explaining the concept of infidelity to Amy, so try not to be alarmed if she asks you about it.

WARDED TO MERRILL INSTITUTE STAFF + LAUREL

I feel like we have a really prime opportunity to do a prank here and I'm looking for co-conspirators.

Comments

[un_kept]

Yes. I'm on board.

[duelled]

God, this is a lot of pressure? Maybe a middle name?

[un_kept]

Or a nickname!

[un_kept]

Also I'm sending a picture of Kit. She's not a baby but she's adorable.

[duelled]

I already have pictures of Augusta Quayle and Delphine Decourt and they're definitely like six, so I think Kit's good to go. Also, Ulysses offered to give me 500 dragots, so that's the buy-in for bribery.

[bambae]

I’ll give you 600

[kingofthefairies]

WOW this is getting INTENSE

[duelled]

Hey, wait to see if he'll let Amy name his kid first.

[jijmjr]

Let my child name your child or she’ll call it ugly in front of all your friends.

[duelled]

This got lawless quickly.

[bambae]

Idk if this is your dicking with the timeline but you seem more convincing

K your kid can name my kid

[jijmjr]

BAAAAABE!!! Babe! Grab Amy, quick!

[Amy via Ivy]

Please, dear child that I love so much. Please name his kid Unit. Just say the word. “Unit.”

I will let you eat ice cream until you vomit. I will stop throwing away your paper top hats. I will let you ... watch those terrible gift unwrapping videos on youtube (for a minute).

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

I'm not saying any of that. I want to name it Central.

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

I’m listening...

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

Central Park!

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

Hey! We banged there!

Do it.

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

Amy says this is mean and we should give the baby a real name.

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

You didn’t read the bang thing out loud, did you?

[duelled]

How do you feel about Cinnamon?

[bambae]

Bro I named my last kid a baby fox

So like

I ain’t exactly picky

[duelled]

I thought you named her after yourself.

[bambae]

no dude I was never called kit, I didn’t even realize that was a nickname for me until like four years ago

I told her I misspelt kite on her birth certificate and that’s when she told me kit is a baby fox

[duelled]

I've just been assuming her legal name was Christopher.

[bambae]

her legal name is actually Kite Bridget Park.

[un_kept]

That's actually really cute...

Chris we need to conference.