[2025: Reunion] DRUNK ANIMAGUS RACE!

[solveforx]

DRUNK ANIMAGUS RACE!!

Who started it? It doesn't really matter. At some point tonight, someone crushed a beer can on their forehead and said to someone else, "Hey, I bet I could beat you to that tree. As a cat." And suddenly it was a big to-do. It's late. The kids are in bed and the parents are more than a little toasted. Participants and onlookers have gathered on shore of Lake Gooseberry for what will surely be the race of the century year month next 4 to 6 hours.

It's muggy, still. Someone's marked a path for the race with stones. And if you shut your eyes and listen really hard you can hear Goosey the Lake Monster silently judging you for what you have become. And I don't mean the fact that you're a slug animagus.

HOW THIS WORKS

• Do two shots, then spin three times on a beater bat, then transform and run as fast as you can.


• Don't drink? Spin six times.


• The race takes you from near the docks outside the lodge down south toward where Ribbonfin's campsite used to be. With everything overgrown, the track stops about halfway there.


• Fill out this form and get an RNG time!:

<b>Name(s):</b> New phone who dis <b>Animagus Form:</b> What kinda creepy crawly whoosawhatsit are you <b>Shots Shots Shots Shots:</b> What did you do shots of <b>Athletic Skill As An Animal:</b> On a scale of snail to cheetah. <b>Why Do You Deserve to Win:</b> It's important.

» RACE!: This is foolish. You're not even going to win anything. Whatever. Post your forms here.

» SPECTATING!: Get drunk and then don't do exercise, like a smart person.

» THE FINISH LINE!: Did you make it?

» OOC - SHITPOSTING!

Comments

OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[solveforx]

I .... am already a little drunk myself which explains this B)

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[birdbrainy]

i never uploaded a raccoon icon for my poor son

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[solveforx]

look at his tiny weird hands

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[guthriegazette]

How??

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[duelled]

I only have this one for Ivy but I've got like a range of Coyote Todd emotions

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

I have no turtle icons for my best boy because his turtle is Scary

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[solveforx]

Def got emotional about my last dumbass ic/ooc but also I am glad I got to post it from Zav's acct

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[duelled]

don't make me cry jenny???

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[solveforx]

It's not even 9PM yet and every time I have spelled "cool" into google search looking for cool animal facts i have managerd to spell it wrong

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

managerd

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

I googled Chad Winterbottom gif earlier if it helps

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[sovain]

I LOVE MY DRUNK BIRD WIFE

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[jijmjr]

he DOES 😘

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quickbuck]

oh my god go sofia go

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[sovain]

REID WAS FASTER

oh wait he quit

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[birdbrainy]

leo?????????

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[firstposition]

This is why he's in charge of the Animagus unit.

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[solveforx]

I fucking lost it

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[ninjaleo]

ALL MY GOOD LUCK IS USED UP WITH LEO I WILL SAY IT AGAIN

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[solveforx]

If anyone wants to roll on Zav and Lucas for me I am jsut doing between 50 and 240 seconds for RNG THX 8)

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[birdbrainy]

i can do it!!!

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[gonnabefamous]

Sad I never had an animagus kid

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[longcons]

god i wish id gotten drunk tonight isntead of going to sleep at 10pm

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[quinning]

hey i lvoe the animal facts

Re: OOC - SHITPOSTING!

[hisshiss]

YEAH BERT