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Best thing about not going home for Thanksgiving is not having to deal with my extended family complain about my tattoos.

Here, have a watercolor painting of George Costanza in his underwear on a pastrami on rye sandwich.

Yes, I am an artistic genius and I do constantly amaze Ms. Thrussell.

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I kind of want to get a tattoo, but my dad would lose it.

My parents don't really mind as long as I pay for them myself, but my aunts make a big deal of it, and I think my bubbe and zayde have sort of resigned themselves to it.

It's cool that your parents are cool with it though!

Yeah, I think the only time they've ever said something was when I jokingly said I wanted to get a tattoo of Mr. Met.

Phillies fans?

That's terrifying.

*Beautiful.

Every beautiful thing is a little terrifying.

What a way with words, you should write poetry.

For George, of course.

That's a very realistic rendering, but I have to ask: why?

He's my dream man and I really love pastrami.

Huh. That's not something I ever thought I'd see. What was your inspiration?

Hunger, mostly.

The sandwich I understand, but what's with the baby man? Why is he so irritated?

LOL trust me he doesn't look like that anymore. And he's George so he is almost always irritated, I think it's a New Yorker thing. To us, what other people think is rude we think of as polite.

Pretty sure most people's mad is New York's mildly irritated.

Dahlia, who is George Costanza?

I actually need to know this too. I don't like the way he's looking at me.

I don't trust his beady lil eyes.

He's definitely judging us. My life's not any of your business, George.

He's in no position to judge! Who leaves their socks like that??

People with issues, that's who. This is a man who doesn't want to face his own problems, so he's taking it out on us. He needs to get off his high horse.

Or, alternatively, his generously stacked pastrami on rye.

It almost looks like he is trying to seduce us...

Don't you wrap me up in your sick, strange life, George. I'm not into it!

Oh! I forget about the no tv thing, he's a character from a television show called Seinfeld.

You should really ask permission before you paint me, Dahlia

Sorry, sorry, I just needed to share your beauty with the rest of the world. It'll probably happen again.

Aight, no worries

Next time just make sure you put me in the briefs I like. The ones that make my tush look good. You know the ones

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