Best thing about not going home for Thanksgiving is not having to deal with my extended family complain about my tattoos.
Here, have a watercolor painting of George Costanza in his underwear on a pastrami on rye sandwich.

Yes, I am an artistic genius and I do constantly amaze Ms. Thrussell.
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Or, alternatively, his generously stacked pastrami on rye.
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Don't you wrap me up in your sick, strange life, George. I'm not into it!