↠ Friday, September 9, 2013

[threatens]

I don't have any fuckin sparkles and Vector says I can't "threaten" to punch people in the face anymore, so you'll all have to fuckin deal with me just writing some plain fuckin words. Come to tryouts tomorrow or you're not getting on the goddamn team. That means you, Wainwright. Also if any of you assholes haven't gone to get Pepper-Up'd yet THEN GO. WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW YOU ALL CAUGHT THIS SHIT FROM PARK AND I'M NOT GETTING IT A SECOND TIME.

Also Ty wants people to try out for Cheer, it's real fun, short skirts, glitter parties, yadda yadda yadda. If I hear ONE sneeze in Coppertale before tryouts tomorrow, I'll kill you all do something to you that wouldn't be a threat.

Comments

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Not fucking sneezing and I'm going for cheer. Want anything else, shit?

[threatens]

Fuckin good for you, Armstrong. Keep it that way.

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

I don't get sick. Ever. Got the immune system of...something that doesn't get sick.

[cygninae]

I wasn't going to skip.

[threatens]

You'd better not, because I MEAN WHAT I SAY.

Also don't kiss Kramer before tomorrow. I swear to god.

[cygninae]

You wouldn't kick me off.

What do y I'm not going to.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

I'm half fuckin' tempted to try out for Cheer myself just to see what your reaction would be.

[threatens]

Don't joke if you don't mean it, dude. Ty will jump on that and make you go. And what the fuck do you mean, my reaction? My reaction's that you'd actually be useful for something during game time.

[indiefolk]

Good luck with your first run as captain, Sy. You excited?

[threatens]

I'll be fuckin excited when we get there without anyone dying. Not that any Coppertales are pansy enough to die from this shit. You know what I mean. Shit.

[cecaelian]

Very motivational.

[threatens]

I'm motivational as fuck. I'll motivate this whole damn team to not give me another cold.

What about you, de Luca? Still contagious?

[unregrettable]

Your inspirational speeches bring a tear to my eye. I'm going to take leadership tips from you.

[threatens]

Yeah, I guess if trying to be your sister isn't working out for you, it won't hurt to follow the lead of a winner.

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

I'm sure migraine sufferers would thank you for the lack of glitter.

[threatens]

Saying that's just gonna make some people abuse it more, Tabbycat. Example: all those dickwads in Azurcrest.

[addytives]

This entry has such force that I will now write in tiny letters to communicate that I am in awe, also shock. YW!

[threatens]

If only more people would be like Addy Fuckin-Hottie and talk to me in a quiet voice so I don't have to kill any of them.

[bambae]

Fuck you.

[threatens]

Fuck you back! Kramer might be diseased, but you spread it.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

MAYBE I CAUGHT IT FROM YOU AFTER YOU CAUGHT IT FROM CHRIS

[threatens]

GODFUCKINDAMMIT HOW DRUNK WERE WE

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

Aye aye, Captain Sy! Thanks for the shoutout, man. I feel GREAT about this year, sniffles or no sniffles.

[threatens]

It's good you've still got all your pep, dude. Maybe you can stop me from murdering everyone before tryouts even start.

[noblewon]

Learning to communicate without violence is pretty tough, huh?