↠ Friday, September 9, 2013

[threatens]

I don't have any fuckin sparkles and Vector says I can't "threaten" to punch people in the face anymore, so you'll all have to fuckin deal with me just writing some plain fuckin words. Come to tryouts tomorrow or you're not getting on the goddamn team. That means you, Wainwright. Also if any of you assholes haven't gone to get Pepper-Up'd yet THEN GO. WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW YOU ALL CAUGHT THIS SHIT FROM PARK AND I'M NOT GETTING IT A SECOND TIME.

Also Ty wants people to try out for Cheer, it's real fun, short skirts, glitter parties, yadda yadda yadda. If I hear ONE sneeze in Coppertale before tryouts tomorrow, I'll kill you all do something to you that wouldn't be a threat.

Comments

[bambae]

You sound like you're still on a high from Elmasry sticking things in you.

[gdilevi]

Know what's not high? My temperature.

[bambae]

This is my final year to legally kill you with a bludger. I really feel like this is the year it's gonna happen.

That is if Sy lets me on the team after I sneeze on him during try outs. Because that's gonna happen to.

[gdilevi]

Did you not take your potion that was so generously gifted to you by King Dreamy? I'm starting to think you like being sick because you enjoy being angry.

[bambae]

I am reserving my potion until you need it.

And I do enjoy being angry.

[gdilevi]

So you're trying to get me sick and then you're going to take it? Or are you going to get me sick and sacrifice your cure for me? Are you going to divvy it up into two fancy wine glasses during a romantic, mucus-filled dinner? What's your goal here except to prolong your misery?

[bambae]

Why would I sacrifice my cure for you, that'd defeat the purpose. I'm getting you sick, and then laughing at you, and then taking the cure myself.

Then you can go back to Elmasry and confirm that you fought science and you lost.

[gdilevi]

You're welcome to keep trying to infect me. Even if you get me now, I won't get sick until after tryouts. Because that's SCIENCE, BITCH.

[threatens]

Promise to knock out Kramer this year and I'll let you on even if you do sneeze on me.

Although still DON'T FUCKIN SNEEZE ON ME. Have you still been kissing people, asshole?

[bambae]

Okay so I've got permission to sneeze on you is what you're saying, captain?

[gdilevi]

Still kissing people? He was propositioning me in the infirmary while he had snot bubbling out of his nose.

[threatens]

If it gets you fucking up your tryout, I approve. Park can say whatever nasty things he wants to you.

[gdilevi]

Alright, but he's going to re-infect your team tomorrow if he doesn't take his potion.

[bambae]

Fuck you and your logic

I'm not gonna kiss any of them.

[gdilevi]

It doesn't have to be a kissykiss.

[bambae]

That doesn't seem fair.

[gdilevi]

Might as well make it a kissykiss then.