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[bambae]

Sitting on Levi's bed, looking exactly like this image, is Mufasa. She's particularly excited to see Levi when he enters his cabin*, and likely makes it very difficult for him to remove the package from her ankle in her excitement to receive all the attention from him. Tied to her ankle is a small, messily wrapped package. Tied to her collar is a note in Chris's sloppy handwriting.

The note reads:

Don't open the present in front of Cecil. Thought you might need some company. Happy Birthday.

Inside of the package are two baggies. One baggie is A bag of small, edible dicks**. The other baggie is ziplocked and holds a couple eighths of pot, and a single prerolled joint.



*The date is Thursday, December eighth, because technically that is the date for me right now


** Image nsfw, but it's also pretty self descriptive

Comments

[gdilevi]

Levi is the rude shitass who doesn't read the card before opening the gift when the gift-giver isn't present. He already knows it's from Chris and can assume the letter says something along the lines of, "Suck a dick and have a happy fucking birthday," so once he grabs hold of Mufasa and manages to get the package from her ankle, he tears it open, laughs out loud, and immediately tries to not-so-subtly hide it by shoving the whole thing down the front of his pants.

Only afterward does he tear the note off from Mufasa's collar and read it. Oops. Too late. OH WELL. He drapes the cat over his shoulders and wears her as a fur shrug. Business as usual.

[bambae]

Chris is just over here trying to protect Cecil from the illegal activities of his own friends.