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↬ December 8, 2013
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[WARDED TO RIBBONFIN SENIORS]
Oh, I know what you're thinking, but there will be no scolding or lecturing from your local prefect today. I promise. Actually, I've just been struck by the realization that 2013 has barrelled by shockingly quickly, and only promises to get busier, what with exams and Drama rehearsals and Winter Formal. Everyone's trying to keep our heads above the water and not drown from the stress (not Ras, obviously, he's a strong swimmer and stress-impervious), but... it's the holidays, and we should remember to cherish the time we spend together. We've been rainbow trout for three years and three months now, and in June, we'll be graduating and leaving Ribbonfin forever.
Thank god, you're thinking to yourselves. Soon I will escape the suffocating boa constrictor hold of Ravi's fussing. Ah yes, but until then, might I suggest we have a little get-together, just the ten of us? This weekend's going to be exceptionally crowded, so next week, perhaps? Please let me know what you all think. It can be just a few hours in the boys' cabin, catching up and relaxing. We can have hot chocolate, and I'll clean out Event Committee's supply of pastries.
Oh, I know what you're thinking, but there will be no scolding or lecturing from your local prefect today. I promise. Actually, I've just been struck by the realization that 2013 has barrelled by shockingly quickly, and only promises to get busier, what with exams and Drama rehearsals and Winter Formal. Everyone's trying to keep our heads above the water and not drown from the stress (not Ras, obviously, he's a strong swimmer and stress-impervious), but... it's the holidays, and we should remember to cherish the time we spend together. We've been rainbow trout for three years and three months now, and in June, we'll be graduating and leaving Ribbonfin forever.
Thank god, you're thinking to yourselves. Soon I will escape the suffocating boa constrictor hold of Ravi's fussing. Ah yes, but until then, might I suggest we have a little get-together, just the ten of us? This weekend's going to be exceptionally crowded, so next week, perhaps? Please let me know what you all think. It can be just a few hours in the boys' cabin, catching up and relaxing. We can have hot chocolate, and I'll clean out Event Committee's supply of pastries.
[WARDED TO CALVIN EVERCREECH]
December's always an odd month, isn't it? I feel like I haven't seen you very much lately, with [...] everything going on. How are you handling your classes? Worried about exams at all?
December's always an odd month, isn't it? I feel like I haven't seen you very much lately, with [...] everything going on. How are you handling your classes? Worried about exams at all?
[WARDED TO DIEGO MORALES]
[...] How's your clavicle?
[...] How's your clavicle?
Senior Ribbonfins
Anyway, I can't talk about my ridiculous emotions surrounding graduation or else Tabitha will yell at me. (Sweetly and kindly, of course.) So instead I'll plead with you to leave the dissertation for a night and come party with us next week. I'm even banning myself from sitting in a corner and reading, so you know I'm being deadly serious about this being a party.
Senior Ribbonfins
I can't bring the dissertation to the party?!
Senior Ribbonfins
Absolutely not, Ivy. Only seniors, no children! I think your dissertation qualifies for toddler status now, on weight alone.
Senior Ribbonfins
Twenty-five pounds and counting!
Senior Ribbonfins
It's staying at home with the babysitter, and we're going to have some fun, even if it kills us. ...Which it very may well. I just remembered our exam schedule again.
Re: Senior Ribbonfins