(no subject)

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Today is the bake sale, and I suggest all of you in withdrawal go to the cafeteria this afternoon and show your appreciation for everyone's efforts and restraint. There is sure to be something that you will enjoy. We have many talented students who have been working hard on these pastries, cookies, pies, and cakes.

Cecil, you are officially released from my tyrannical baked goods embargo. Thank you for your cooperation. You are a very indulgent friend.

Furthermore, Leo is very quick, and unfortunately skilled at catching Christmas thieves. At least Saira escaped with her prize.

[Warded to Wes]

You have an invitation to my brother's wedding, if it does not sound like torture to you. I have a feeling you might not enjoy it, so I thought I would ask you before I included you in any larger wards ruining my brother's surprise.

But it would be fun if you came. The more people I like to talk to, the less likely I am to ruin the wedding by killing him.

[Warded to Tabitha]

Hello, Tabitha. I hope you are well. I wanted to ask, can I bring Leonardo Fiori to your party as my date?

Comments

[bambae]

A pie eating contest. The talent show. Let's fucking do it

[hisshiss]

aw man bitches aint even seen me when Im trying LETS DO THIS SHIT

[bambae]

Okay we're gonna need ten pies and a stop watch

[hisshiss]

I got faith we can round like half that shit up dude. Like at least we can practice w/ the 10 pies I just bought.