owl post, december 6 2013

[peanutbuttercup]

( delivered to reece at breakfast by cristiane's barn owl, who sticks around for head scritches )

AZURCREST SLEDDING

[indiefolk]

( AZURCREST SLEDDING )

(no subject)

[untarnish]

WARDED TO MAGGIE, NATE & CRICKET:

I heard someone mention that students are allowed to stay on campus over the break. What do I have to do to arrange that?

Written sometime after classes.

[indiefolk]

Warded against the prefects, Cecil and Maggie.

It's time, everyone!

Top of Azurcrest hill, follow the path on your right after the large stump.

Cecil forgive me, but don't tell anyone you don't trust to not get upset about risk taking and alcohol.

Warded to Mina

Mina my moon...

I need you to come to Azurcrest right now. For Essie's sake. It's important.

I can't tell her no.

(no subject)

[destructobot.insanejournal.com]

[Hexed to co-conspirators]
(anyone who would've wanted in/might have known peripherally/might find this amusing is fine)

I'm going to go ahead and call Freckle Plague a success.

Who wants to come die with me on Azurcrest Hill?

(no subject)

[bornofwinterair.insanejournal.com]

[Warded to Azurcrest Junior Boys]

We are going sledding! I'll meet you guys on the top of the hill after Equestrian Club!

Posted later in the day, after sledding has gone on for FAR TOO LONG.

[knightly]

[WARDED TO PREFECTS]
Well, it's that time of the year again: Azurcrest sledding. As much as we can appreciate the ingenuity always on display at this school, it's well-established that sledding down Azurcrest hill is against school rules, on account of being extremely dangerous. As is underage drinking, especially this close to the lodge. Honestly, did you all want to get caught

Nate and I are here, and we'll do our best to stop it. However, if one of the teachers find out, this will get much worse for everyone, so we'd appreciate any prefects who could spare the time to wrangle fractious sledders. This is a rather big hill, and people are very drunk.

[Added about ten minutes later:]

Never mind about not bringing a teacher into it. Broken bones means alerting Healer Mufferaw, and I am not lying to him about what people were doing to get injured this badly. I'm sorry, but everyone knew the rules when they started.

[And added a few minutes after that:]

[WARDED TO CECIL HONEYCHURCH]
You should probably know that Diego and Levi are claiming to be the masterminds of this whole thing. And that Quinn and Jesse were definitely present and not stopping it.

Yes, Ryan is here too.

(no subject)

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

I forgot that the dance is so soon! And that's strange because I love to dance! I think it's so sweet of Bailey Hartman to make dates for people, it's very nice to want people to be happy.

(no subject)

[jijmjr]

I guess I'm gonna need to find an alternative way to get really sweaty for the next two weeks.

[Quinn]

U good?

[Levi/Diego/Ryan]

Does this mean no more Cecil treats forever?

[Reece]

Make it out alive?

(no subject)

[tyhawkeswood]

Would anyone be willing to take care of Missy when I'm gone? Because, when my parents hear about this, they are going to kill me. Or make me wish I was dead, at least. Obviously, my cheer swag goes to Hazel and Vee, my dance swag goes to Rafael (you learn to use those tap shoes or I will haunt you), my books go to Chris, and my tchotchkes go to Levi and Diego (who can properly appreciate them).

It was nice knowing you guys.

[...]

I wish I were a little drunker right now. At least my newly acquired Azurplague is kinda cute (thanks Quinn or Diego or whoever).

[Warded to Rafael]

[...] Are you mad?

[Warded to Chris]

Still want to drop out? We could just run faaaaar away and never go home again. What do you think?

(no subject)

[doobwaa.insanejournal.com]

Well that was fun.

(no subject)

[un_kept]

Ya'll are crazy.

(no subject)

[duelled]

Well.

Everybody make sure to show up to breakfast on time so you don't miss the inevitable howler from our father. It's going to be a real show.

(no subject)

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

[Warded to Ryan]
(dicta-quilled; she sprained her writing wrist)
(also kinda later at night)

Hey, are you up
?

(no subject)

[get_fucked]

I managed to not get hurt in either event this week. I consider this a win. The black eye doesn't count, since it didn't hurt.

[Ryan]

YOU ALRIGHT THERE BUDDY?

(no subject)

[bambae]

I'm probably still drunk but I'm sleeping in the infirmary.

And I just want you guys to know that I love you all. And that you guys shouldn't feel disappointed in yourselves. Our lovely prefects are shouldering that burden for the rest of us by being dramatic.

And how long does a leg take to heal. I'm asking for a friend. Our local lumberjack refuses to tell me after I attempted to use him for larp research.

(a post fuelled entirely by inner monologues.)

[quinning]

[Warded Private]

( Cut for length. )

[Warded to Prefects]

Who's got bluejays and fucked screwed up royally? This guy. Also McBride. I'd love it if we could just shift allll the blame onto McBride, that'd be real swell, thanks.

I'm sorry

[Warded Private, Again]

I'm too good at fucking up this year. A reprimand? Detention? Letter home? I've got to start my training applications in a fucking month and I went off and got involved in this stupid shit like some fucking moron. It's going to look fucking awful on my record and if I did something wrong I could have really hurt somebody which is just super peachy because I'm not a goddamn Healer yet and frankly maybe I just shouldn't try and fuck

[Warded to Rafael]

I'm pretty sure I didn't act like this much of a dumbass an idiot when we were toge in our other years. I'm assuming you kept me in line somehow (Magic? Brainwashing? Bribery?) and I'd really appreciate a few pointers before I get bored and found the black market that gets me expelled. Please.

[/ Wards]

[The below lines were visible for a few minutes before they were crossed out, and are now only visible as the standard crossed-out lines]

IT HAS BEEN
2 0 DAYS
SINCE THE LAST
INJURY OUTBREAK
[Added with the scribbles:]

Stay in school
Don't do drugs, kids
Call your grandparents
Volunteer in your community
Take responsibility for your actions
Don't make light of serious situations
Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourself around and that's what it's all about, hey!

(no subject)

[sheepish]

[Written until fatigue. Towards the end, the lettering becomes sloppier and more strained. There are big fat teardrops on the page.]

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