http://tinyrebel.insanejournal.com/ ([identity profile] tinyrebel.insanejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2016-12-23 06:22 pm

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Fucking Uncle Grandfather got my goddamn dog drunk again. The fuck he needs to drive me fucking crazy every break? Also if I step on another damn LEGOs from Rob/ins fucking Star Wars shit, I will burn this fucking place down. Why are there so many people here?

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-12-24 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Stairs are a bit icy just a warning.
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[personal profile] bambae 2016-12-24 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent. It'll be like a rollercoaster, which is an unassuming name because rollers do not coast.

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-12-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I have been denied on a roller coaster more than once.
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[personal profile] bambae 2016-12-24 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Denied what? Sex, marriage proposal, world domination?

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-12-24 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
They wouldn't let me ride. I didn't reach the 'must be this tall to ride' line.
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[personal profile] bambae 2016-12-24 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yep. That makes more sense. Should've worn stilts that day. Bet that's actually why those platform shoes got popular in the nineties. Strictly for rolledcoasters.

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-12-24 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I need to invent roller coasters for tiny people or stilts just for roller coasters.
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[personal profile] bambae 2016-12-24 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I mean that sounds like a solid way to raise funds to take over the world

[identity profile] lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com 2016-12-24 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Midgets of the world unite. Have you seen the mirrors in this place cause I can't. This family is too tall.