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[quinning]

FREEDOM!

The Most Glorious and Upstanding City of Hamilton is now officially Jesse-McBride-free and oh, it feels good!

The power came back on just in time for the Leafs–Rangers game! I'm no longer grounded! (It turns out that being snowed in for three days seemed like sufficient punishment to Gord and Flo!) I have two Healer Training applications mostly done! It's almost Christmas!

Basically, this feels exactly like Gooseberry except I don't have a makeout plague. Pity.

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[quinning]

Does it feel like the opposite of suffocation? If so then yeah, I'm already there.

[jijmjr]

I don't know. I've never been in withdrawal from myself. But I hear you can die from it.

[quinning]

That's because you haven't stopped drinking for five yea I'm pretty sure I'll survive somehow.

[jijmjr]

Don't cross out snide remarks at me. It's Christmas.

[quinning]

Scribble scrabble scrobbledygook. This is the song that gets on EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, everybody's nerves! This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes! Dum dum dum dum...

[jijmjr]

See, this is why your parents have been trying so hard for another baby to replace you.

[quinning]

Oh my god I'm seriously going to kill you one day.

In a tragic accident.

It's going to be so sad for everyone...

... when I go to jail.

[jijmjr]

And the ironic part is that I'm the only one who likes you enough to break you out of the Big House!

Including your parents.

[quinning]

They would at least get high and then plan an elaborate heist. And Park would try if you told him you didn't think he could.

[jijmjr]

I can't tell Park anything. I'm dead in this scenario, remember?

[quinning]

That was the royal 'you.' I'll write Hawkeswood a letter from the inside and ask him to tell Park about how Park will never break me out of prison. Before you know it (except you won't actually know because you're dead in this 'scenario,' remember?) Park's roped in Hertz, Noble, Kramer, and Youngblood and I'm outtie.

Chris is gonna keep referring to this elusive guide but never release it

[bambae]

Dude most of Azurcrest would be roped into this. You're the people's prefect. Says so in the guide. The people will rise up.

This is Quinn's first introduction to The Soon-to-be-elusive Guide!

[quinning]

What the fuck is 'the guide'?

[bambae]

The guide to prefects. You were voted the prefect of the people. And the people will rally behind you

[quinning]

On one hand, I like being the favourite. On the other hand, see above.

[bambae]

What the fuck do you mean see above. That's the answer. I gave you the answer. What.

[quinning]

That's not nearly enough information about this "guide to prefects," Park.

[bambae]

We're actually not supposed to be talking to prefects about it. But what else is there to know? It's just a guide about prefects. Personalities and shit.

Chris

[quinning]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

Re: Chris/Quinn

[bambae]

Oh my god dude. A guide. To prefects.

It's super fucking self explanatory. Somebody wrote a guide about prefects and how they feel about them. Every prefect. To help the new kids.

So they know to be cautious around Ramirez because he'll make you cry

Chris/Quinn

[quinning]

Who the fuck wrote this guide and give it to me right goddamn now.

Re: Chris/Quinn

[bambae]

lol YOU THOUGHT

Dude. No. I was told not to. It doesn't shit talk you, it's fine.

Chris/Quinn

[quinning]

Like I give a flying fuck what they told you not to do, Park. I don't care if I'm being shit-talked or not, but I care what that guide could say about my friends and what will happen when they find out. Because they will.

Re: Chris/Quinn

[bambae]

They won't. They're my friends too. It's not a burn book. This isn't some mean girls shit. It's a legitimate guide to prefects.

Nobody's being called a slut here.

Chris/Quinn

[quinning]

It is absolutely not "legitimate" and I bet it can still hurt a lot of people, slut-shaming or not.