Posted midnight on 1/17

[gdilevi]

The ONLY CONCLUSION I can make from not getting placed or honorably mentioned for the song I SLAVED OVER ALL SEMESTER AND NOT HALF-ASSEDLY THE NIGHT BEFORE THE DEADLINE is because the staff are CLEARLY hiding something and in denial about the """"bear"""" in the woods.

THOU SHALT NOT TREAD (without my consent)


I'll just have to channel my heartbreak into practicing for the Dream Team. REUNITED WITH MY OLD TEAMMATES... CRUSHING THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS WITH MY SKILLS ACQUIRED FROM A PRIVATE EDUCATION ALONG WITH OTHER CHILDREN HERE ON SPORTS SCHOLARSHIPS FOR THEIR NOTABLE ATHLETIC PROWESS... It's gonna be good.

Oh yeah, and happy birthday to Cutieham and Birdy. We'll have to throw a party.

[Diego]

What was with that song choice?

Comments

Levi

[indiefolk]

Yeah. Cecil told me I fucked up.

It wasn't about Cecil. It's a song from a no-maj movie. I did it to impress someone else because they said they loved it. That performance was a miscalculation from basically every fucking angle.

I'm sorry.

Lego

[gdilevi]

Yeah, you fucked up. It straight-up looked like you were pouring your heart out over Cecil up there, especially when you started crying. I was pretty fucking pissed.

Was that person at least impressed by your miscalculation?

Lego

[indiefolk]

Yeah, I can see that now. I'm really sorry. I just don't think sometimes. Or, like, ever, possibly. But I wouldn't have done that to you and Cecil, even if I were still holding out for him. Which I'm not.

Uh, no. No they were not. I mean, they liked the song. It was more me that wasn't appealing.

Lego

[gdilevi]

Why were you crying then?

I didn't know you liked anyone else. But also WHO DOESN'T FIND DIEGO MORALES APPEALING??? WHO SAID THAT??? I ask, non-threateningly, because I really want to know and I'm incredibly nosy.

Lego

[indiefolk]

It hit close to home and I'm overemotional. It still hurts sometimes, but I'm moving on.

Yeah, everyone's been pretty busy. I don't think you're the only one who didn't notice. But I kind of just want it to go away. It was pretty humiliating. Can I keep it to myself for a little?

[bambae]

Sucks

[gdilevi]

NO IT DOESN'T, NOW I GET TO WATCH YOUR CUTE LITTLE PERFORMANCE BECAUSE I WON'T BE BACKSTAGE SETTING UP~

[bambae]

[...]

I think I'm gonna be sick that day.

[gdilevi]

BABY, NO, WHAT'S WRONG???

[bambae]

I can feel a plague coming on

I'm just gonna call in sick in three days

[birdbrainy]

We don't even have to throw one, there's always a party when you've got flash cards.

[gdilevi]

Tell me, Nathaniel. Are you the binder ring type of flash card-er or do you hold them together with a rubber band?

[birdbrainy]

Rubberband, classic, simple. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[gdilevi]

What happens if the rubberband snaps and your flashcards go flying everywhere?

[birdbrainy]

A lot of swearing, followed by an impromptu practice test to see if I can tell what cards are missing from memory.

Because everyone knows nothing makes you relax like an impromptu practice test.

[unregrettable]

 PARTY! 

Also, yeah, Ilvermorny don't stand a chance.

[gdilevi]

 PARTY! 

Ilvermorny's gonna get wrecked.

But imagine an alternate universe where I decided not to accept the invitation to camping school and I stayed in Ilvermorny with my friends and I'd be meeting you assholes for the first time and absolutely hating your guts.

[unregrettable]

Weird. But at least I'd be an asshole on the winning team.

[quinning]

If there's a party, can you let us know in advance so we can prepare? [...] By getting the work out of the way first? (Thanks Levi!)

[bambae]

Nerd.

[quinning]

I never denied it! After all, I am the most feared hybrid... the dreaded... nerd-jock.

[jijmjr]

Shut up, dweeb.

I warned you yesterday. And my existence should have served as a warning for the past 3 years.

[quinning]

:(

You warned me you would air horn me if you found me in a book after lunch, those are two different things! (And journals don't count!) Your existence, meanwhile, has been a warning for a lot of things over the past three years.

[jijmjr]

And the threat still stands.

Will you AT LEAST allow your BEST FRIEND to light a small(ish) campfire in your honor?

Look how nice I am being. This won't last. You should take advantage.

[quinning]

. . .

. . .

. . .

Yeah, okay.

But you can't use any of my notes or books for kindling this time.