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Oh come on, this is the worst. I just wanted to send some emails and check on my pitiful channel. This is horrible. Some of us have addictions!

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Anything about controlled explosions?

I don't think so. I'd have to check the fine print.

Sweet, let me know so I know what to say.

"Hi, my name is Trixie. I'm awesome and I'm not planning on letting your daughter get eaten by a moose." is probably a decent start.

Okay, I wasn't planning on involving a moose so we are good there.

Excellent. We have a solid opener. Might also apply for Tess.

Unless you want her to get eaten by a moose.

That would really screw up the cabin dynamics.

True. And I'd hate being an only child.

I wonder who would be Prefect if Tess died?

I mean, if you kill her do you just absorb her Prefectyness?

Like her soul!

Could you collect them all? Become the Ultimate Prefect?

Maybe? Would I use it for evil or good? ~~We all know I'd use it for evil, let's be real here~~

Being the Ultimate Prefect might compel you to be good - or, like, Lawful Evil?

I would finally get out of my neutral alignment!

Start eating some Prefect souls!

I'm going to assume souls are vegan.

I certainly hope so.

It'd be weird if my soul contained animal products.

We are treading a line here about if humans are animals or not.

Hm.

And could you be a vegan cannibal? Would that even be a possible thing?

Most vegans are opposed to eating meat and animal products due to the suffering of animals. If humans consent to being eaten such as in an Endocannibalism society, would they be considered vegans in that? Sometimes vegans will allow for things such as eggs to be consumed if they are cage free and well taken care of like a backyard chicken thing.

Consensual cannibalism. I wonder what that permission slip looks like.

There was that German guy that advertised on the internet for a willing guy to be eaten. Apparently someone showed up and was like sure eat me!

And people think that magic school is weird.

At least we aren't killing and eating each other, like the year in the Hunger Games when one of the tributes killed and ate the other one.