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[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Okay, so like, who can I pay to do this homework for me because fuck if I know what I'm supposed to be doing. I might not actually pay you but like, come on, this is bullshit. Also there is a hole in my skirt, like not for the legs you dumb ass but for real. I'm saying this now to get the points deduction out of the way for tomorrow.

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[alapai.insanejournal.com]

You should probably just do your homework.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Okay so that isn't at all helpful.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Then you might know what you should be doing? Or you could find a tutor. And I don't think anyone would be dumb enough to assume you referencing a whole in your skirt was talking about the waistband. And if they were lame enough to pull that joke they aren't worth your time.

[choneychurch]

I won't do it for you, Ferris, but I'd be happy to give you a hand if it's a subject I'm familiar with. Where are you having trouble?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Fuuuucking charms, not even sure why I have to take it.

[choneychurch]

If I had to guess? Charms are one of the fundamental branches of magic and having a solid understanding there will help you go on to more complicated spells later. Plus, they're really useful.

I've got some time this afternoon if you'd like to practice and go through the material?

[indiefolk]

It's the first month of school, the homework's not even that bad yet. Save offering payment for services until after winter break.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

I can always offer more as time goes on.

[indiefolk]

You don't think your parents are going to wonder what all those mysterious expenses are?

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

I hope you're being facetious, otherwise the prefects are going to get you in trouble for a lot more than just a uniform malfunction.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Yeah but I haven't actually paid anyone yet.

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

You're going to need to work on some better arguments when the school investigates you for academic fraud later this year.

[cheerpowers]

Ginger solidarity aside, I won't do your homework for you. I CAN, however, bring sweets with me and help you through it.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

I do like sweets.

[cheerpowers]

Sweets always work.

[addytives]

I'll do your homework for money!
Like, there might not be a good grade attached, but it'll be very neat.
(It won't, but it'll be done)

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

I knew someone liked money around here.

[addytives]

Who doesn't!!

[knightly]

Addy, I'm quite certain that doing other people's homework for them, especially for a price, is against school rules and would result in both you and Hayley facing detention... or worse. Likely worse.

Perhaps you could offer to tutor instead?

[addytives]

Noooo I was joking, promise. I wouldn't put myself near anyone else's homework for its own safety.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Oooooh noooo detention.

[magitechnically]

You could just not do your homework. Save money and boredom!

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

I have thought of this but it seems like some of the stupid teachers don't like that choice.

[noblewon]

You could try asking for a tutor.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Still means I have to do work.