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[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Okay, so like, who can I pay to do this homework for me because fuck if I know what I'm supposed to be doing. I might not actually pay you but like, come on, this is bullshit. Also there is a hole in my skirt, like not for the legs you dumb ass but for real. I'm saying this now to get the points deduction out of the way for tomorrow.

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[birdbrainy]

I'm mostly interested in extra credit. It's good to have a buffer, even in classes I know I'm good in.

Wild turkeys do whatever the hell they want. Doc might not want it on the roof, but it's up there. What're you gonna do about it?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Your head is gonna explode.

We will sound the alarm and go get it down. Even without magic we can get that fucker down. Like last Christmas, there was a goddamn deer up there.

[birdbrainy]

Hasn't happened yet, so fingers crossed I can at least hit my birthday before it does.

Oh yeah, it's not impossible, it's just easier. I thought you liked doing things the easy way. I guess I misread and you meant you like doing more work.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Fuck you. I ain't saying you're right here but I am a lazy ass. When's your birthday I want to take a photo of your head exploding the day after.

[birdbrainy]

January 17. Get a camera and find me on the 18th.

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Better be amazing.

[birdbrainy]

You ever see Scanners?

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Isn't that some machine that you can send shit with?

Nate

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Look you serious about this shit? I ain't saying I'm stupid or some shit but I gotta somehow pass this class and I'm pretty sure I'll fuck it all up. Head Boy helping and shit but I don't trust him not to tattle or something.


And you can't tell no one. Cause fuck you.

Nateley

[birdbrainy]

Fuck I don't have ti

Yeah, yeah, I can help you. Um. You said charms right?

Nateley

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Yeah. Don't gotta spend a lot of time. Just enough to scrape by. Not looking to be star student.

Nateley

[birdbrainy]

You had so many other offers

How about once a week? Friday or Tuesday?

Nateley

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

That's fine like an hour or less or I'll get even more bored with it. Pick either day, don't care.

Nateley

[birdbrainy]

After dinner on Tuesday? That's about all the time I can sketch out.

Nateley

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Ain't gotta take that much time for me. Not like this is that important.

Nateley

[birdbrainy]

We'll take like half an hour.

Nateley

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Sounds right. Pay you and shit.

Nateley

[birdbrainy]

I don't think I'm even allowed to charge for it. Don't worry about it.

Nateley

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

That's some bullshit.

Nateley

[birdbrainy]

I know. Those damn teachers have a monopoly on exchanging knowledge for cold, hard cash.

Nateley

[tinyrebel.insanejournal.com]

Fucking teachers making all the money.