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[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

So following up from last night, would anyone else like some Russian lessons? Not a pick up line this time. Really! Also whoever was on the other end last night, I'll give myself away a little about some eight legged things.

Russian lessons on the table. All I remember is something about being on a roof and then not being on the roof.

Comments

[casperkim]

Katya doesn't need a broken neck; all Katya needs to do is ask.

You're still welcome to break yours, though.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

So what, want me to break it anyway or are we going to by pass that part?

Kat

[gdilevi]

omfg

Kavi

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

How the fuck did that work?

Kavi

[gdilevi]

It's the Levi method: just make your intentions known and you might get a yes out of it.

Kavi

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Okay but like. I WAS BEING REAL SUBTLE HERE.

[casperkim]

I'm thinking bypass.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Good, I do ever like my neck intact.

Katya/Casper

[casperkim]

If you're serious, [...] think I can see you after patrols tonight?

Katya/Casper

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I think that would work. I promise my neck will be in one piece.

[gdilevi]

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[casperkim]

Fuck off, Kramer.

Levi/Casper

[casperkim]

So. I need to know. I'm curious.

Was it obvious or were you just being you?

Levi/Casper

[gdilevi]

The signs were there and then I pressed and then it became obvious. I can break it down for you:

"To be fair, I don't care if the rest of your housemates fall off a roof."
- Oh? Then Kat is the special exception?

"But I was hoping Casper the Unfriendly Ghost would kiss my broken neck better."
- Fishing for a reaction. Kat bit: "Wait, are we requesting these things? Do I get to go before or after you?" Indicated interest. Pressed further. "Awesome, quick break my neck." Interest confirmed.

Circle back to Casper to gauge interest.

"Also, not a chance, Kramer."
- Perfect opening to ask if Kat has a chance instead. "Katya doesn't need a broken neck; all Katya needs to do is ask." We have a winner.

Levi/Casper

[casperkim]

[...]

You enjoy this way too much.

Levi/Casper

[gdilevi]

I'm just being helpful. You both got what you wanted, you both just needed a little push.

[bambae]

Insanely obnoxious

[casperkim]

As usual.

[bambae]

There's a mild charm to it though

[casperkim]

Must be very mild.

[gdilevi]

Are you mildly charmed by me, Chris?

[unregrettable]

Well well well.

[casperkim]

Well what? This doesn't concern you.

[unregrettable]

Someone's a little touchy.

[bambae]

This is how you get on shitlists, Gray