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[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

So following up from last night, would anyone else like some Russian lessons? Not a pick up line this time. Really! Also whoever was on the other end last night, I'll give myself away a little about some eight legged things.

Russian lessons on the table. All I remember is something about being on a roof and then not being on the roof.

Comments

[bambae]

Is eight legged things an innuendo?

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I don't mind spiders but that doesn't mean I want to fuck one. Can you imagine that many eyes on you?

[bambae]

Okay that's creepy.

But no, I got what you mean. About spiders. Took me a minute. I was distracted by you agreeing to teach the whole school russian.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Language only. None of those other fiddly things that some people assume I'm offering.

So many legs and eyes. It'd be like sleeping with four people at once.

[knightly]

Did you... fall off the roof? Are you alright?

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I do have a bruise but I don't think I fell.

[knightly]

I... suppose we should be grateful for that? No bleeding. No concussion. Or worse. Are we calling last night a victory?

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Well in the idea of getting onto and off of a roof, yes this was a victory.

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Me!
Or just
Teach me how to do a convincing accent

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Do you want a real one or comedic villain one?

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

Oh jeez definitely both

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Oh good because both of those are amazingly fun to teach.

[unregrettable]

I would also be interested in these accent lessons.

[addytives]

Lol omg how did you guys FINALLY get off the roof?

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I honestly have NO idea. I was up there and then I wasn't up there.

[addytives]

I was tragically not there at that time so I didn't witness but lol it was such a production to get up. I was p sure you guys were gonna sleep there.

[casperkim]

And you were on a roof because...?

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

It seemed like something to do once you have a few bits of vodka.

[casperkim]

Idiot. Be caref

Naturally.

[indiefolk]

I would actually enjoy Russian lessons. The real ones, this is also not a pickup line. I already speak two languages, so the third will be easier, right?

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Maybe? I can't say that for sure really but can't hurt to try!

[indiefolk]

Hey, I'll try pretty much anything.

I'll trade you with some Spanish, but be warned, I'm guaranteed to be an awful instructor.

[unregrettable]

Apparently it only gets easier after your fifth language.

[noblewon]

You're not the one who wants a spider centaur boyfriend right?

[gdilevi]