gooseberryhigh | remote momming

I got all my homework and extra credit done.

Spring Break: Ribbonfin Edition.

[Sy]

Yes, I have complete faith that you can keep to your word and not drink too much to get home in one piece, but just in case. If you get fucked up, just ask me here.

Fucking with you with a hangover tomorrow morning is still completely fair game though, no matter how closely you stick to our ad hoc rules.

[Reid]

For the sake of your liver, please do not play Never Have I Ever with a bunch of sheltered kids at this party. That's not a rule (though I know this looks suspiciously like a list of rules), that's just a helpful suggestion to keep yourself in working order.
Do not Apparate drunk. If you get too drunk to Apparate, ask me. I'm right here. I will get you home, and I won't even lecture you a quarter as much as I will Sy. That offer only applies if you ask first, though. If anyone gets even kind of splinched I will let you bleed until I'm done yelling, and I can yell for a very long time.
I know this is like a standing request with just varying levels of enforcement from us, but if we can get through the rest of spring break without anyone else bleeding on account of him, I will, like, buy you a card. Or help you with your homework or something, I don't know.
Oh and have fun.

[Chris]

Hey.

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For clarification

Are you inviting me to not go to a party with you?

I [...] might be.

Okay but you're not getting your wicked souvenir until we get back to school

What's our window of time look like?

Is it a particularly wicked Wicked souvenir?

Until around midnight. That's when my parents are supposed to be home, so maybe closer to like 11:30 to be careful.

They gone yet?

They're gone, but I need to make sure the house elves aren't snooping around. They're total snitches.

Okay but maybe They gossip because they get bored

I don't care how bored they are, I really don't need them telling my parents I had a boy over.

No it's fine

House elves love me lemme talk to them

I might let you talk to them if you promise to tell them you're only there because we're working on a group project and you're gay.

Okay

But here's to hoping you don't got some low key homophobic house elves

Also yes

It is wicked

I'll be the judge of that.

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What if they sold wicked high lighters on broadway alex

or what if chris just wrote "WICKED" on a highlighter

Ok that is not her gift but that is definitely what he's giving to her first to fuck with her