remote momming

[browbeats]

I got all my homework and extra credit done.

Spring Break: Ribbonfin Edition.

[Sy]

Yes, I have complete faith that you can keep to your word and not drink too much to get home in one piece, but just in case. If you get fucked up, just ask me here.

Fucking with you with a hangover tomorrow morning is still completely fair game though, no matter how closely you stick to our ad hoc rules.

[Reid]

• For the sake of your liver, please do not play Never Have I Ever with a bunch of sheltered kids at this party. That's not a rule (though I know this looks suspiciously like a list of rules), that's just a helpful suggestion to keep yourself in working order.
  
• Do not Apparate drunk. If you get too drunk to Apparate, ask me. I'm right here. I will get you home, and I won't even lecture you a quarter as much as I will Sy. That offer only applies if you ask first, though. If anyone gets even kind of splinched I will let you bleed until I'm done yelling, and I can yell for a very long time.
  
• I know this is like a standing request with just varying levels of enforcement from us, but if we can get through the rest of spring break without anyone else bleeding on account of him, I will, like, buy you a card. Or help you with your homework or something, I don't know.
  
• Oh and have fun.

[Chris]

Hey.

Comments

[uponawire]

I got some homework done?

But mostly I worked all day.

Spring Break: You Live Where You Work Edition.

[browbeats]

Spring Break/Spring Work, they sound almost exactly the same, it's an easy mistake to make honestly.

[uponawire]

My Uncle likes to assure me that school is my break.

[browbeats]

Hey, we haven't had nearly as many canceled classes lately, school is practically backbreaking labor.

Rosy/Reid

[cygninae]

This looks a lot like rules but I read them all anyway.

• Yeah I'm never playing that again. That was stupid of me.

• [...] Yeah. That was also stupid of me.

• I'll watch him. I don't feel like getting fucked up again so if he does I'll make sure he doesn't start shit with anyone. Or if anyone starts shit with him I'll do something.

• Why aren't you going? Figured you and Chris would want to meet up as long as Sy's sneaking out.

Rosy/Reid

[browbeats]

As you can see, you were definitely wrong to think they looked like rules. They're really more like conditions mixed with threats.

But thank you for humoring me.

2/3 of the time I go to a party with Sy I find myself in a drinking competition and then I'm an incredibly ineffective sister-mom. But I... might be seeing what Chris is up to now. And if he wants to not go to the party with me.

Rosy

[bambae]

Sup?

Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

Going to Cameron's party?

Re: Rosy/Chris

[bambae]

Maybe. I already fucked over lent twice in a really short span of time

You going?

Re: Rosy/Chris

[browbeats]

No.

Sy's going, because he's a dumbass.

And my parents are at a fundraiser.

And Freddy locked his room against me, because he's a little shit.

Stokers

[threatens]

Ro... you know if you give me an out, I'll take it. Basically just put up a fuckin big flashing sign saying SY YOU CAN FUCK UP AND I'LL COVER FOR YOU.

Stokers

[browbeats]

I also know if I don't give you an out you might try and take it anyways.

How about if you make me Apparate you home, I'll leave you on the couch in the front room and tell the house elves to stack things on you when you're asleep.

But you know I would rather you be an asshole and take advantage of my generosity than lose your fucking fingers in a drunk Apparating accident.

Stokers

[threatens]

Wow. This is a whole lotta faith you're showing in my ability to not fuck things up.

I can fuckin take care of myself, Ro. For one thing, losing fingers would screw with me playing Quidditch, and you know how nothing matters more to me than that shit.

[...] I don't mean to say that like an asshole. Like... you know what I mean. I don't fuck up because I can't help fucking up

Stokers

[browbeats]

Jesus Christ, fine, I take it back. I have so much faith in you I'll close my journal, break into the liquor cabinet and get drunk with Freddy. We're gonna play some wild Monopoly and not worry at all about what side of the country you're on.

[sunsoutgunsout]

lmao lame

[browbeats]

Practically my middle name.

[sunsoutgunsout]

which one

[browbeats]

[...]

Lame.

Lame is my middle name.

[un_kept]

You're not the only one! I think I got all mine done, too.

[browbeats]

Other houses can suck on the vague praise a couple teachers are about to give us for doing what's expected of us.

[un_kept]

We can flaunt our points at them!

[browbeats]

I'll just casually stick my report card on my locker, no big deal.

[insightfulness]

Oh gosh, same. We really are too Ribbonfin for our own good.

[browbeats]

No such thing. We are the right amount of Ribbonfin and everyone else needs to learn to keep up.

[insightfulness]

It would be nice if some of our good qualities rubbed off on others, wouldn't it?