remote momming

[browbeats]

I got all my homework and extra credit done.

Spring Break: Ribbonfin Edition.

[Sy]

Yes, I have complete faith that you can keep to your word and not drink too much to get home in one piece, but just in case. If you get fucked up, just ask me here.

Fucking with you with a hangover tomorrow morning is still completely fair game though, no matter how closely you stick to our ad hoc rules.

[Reid]

• For the sake of your liver, please do not play Never Have I Ever with a bunch of sheltered kids at this party. That's not a rule (though I know this looks suspiciously like a list of rules), that's just a helpful suggestion to keep yourself in working order.
  
• Do not Apparate drunk. If you get too drunk to Apparate, ask me. I'm right here. I will get you home, and I won't even lecture you a quarter as much as I will Sy. That offer only applies if you ask first, though. If anyone gets even kind of splinched I will let you bleed until I'm done yelling, and I can yell for a very long time.
  
• I know this is like a standing request with just varying levels of enforcement from us, but if we can get through the rest of spring break without anyone else bleeding on account of him, I will, like, buy you a card. Or help you with your homework or something, I don't know.
  
• Oh and have fun.

[Chris]

Hey.

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Stokers

[threatens]

Seriously? Dude. Is it me, or has he been getting moodier?

Stokers

[browbeats]

He's definitely been getting moodier, and I think he has a girlfriend.

I think he's growing up, Sy, and it's like I gave him all those growth-inhibiting potions for nothing.

Stokers

[threatens]

What. He's 13 I'm coming back and we're gonna fuckin talk to him about

[...] You'd think he woulda learned something, looking at us. I was 13 when I had my first girlfriend, and look at me now.