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[gdilevi]

HAPPY NEW YEAR. Enjoy your Monday classes because I'm gonna be lookin fresh to death in my little kippah as my ass is whisked away into the Free World. Wake up early if you want to see me looking precious as fuck before I catch the bus outta here.

On a more serious note: it's okay to be uncertain about yourselves. Sexuality, gender identity, whether or not you're going to be a good kisser, whether or not so-and-so likes you back, whatever. It's okay. I'm here if anyone wants to talk about it but I understand if you don't want a heart-to-heart with Levi Kramer. Just know there are a lot of people, including adults, struggling with the same issue and it's totally normal to question yourself.

[Massive Ward: Diego, Zoey, Uly, Cecil, Riley, Trixie, Chris, Ree, Reid, Henrietta]

Alright, what do you need me to bring in from the outside world? And no contraband, they're going to know to check my backpack and if you think Cecil's Dissapointed Face is heartbreaking then you should see Lior's.

Any snacks you guys are craving? Anything you guys left at home that you can't get here? Small things. I'm poor as fuck and I can't fit the whole grocery store in my backpack, but I don't mind picking up tampons or condoms so you don't have to face The Lumberjack Dad.

[Diego]

Hello, I love you, I'll get contraband for you. But also heart2heart.

Comments

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

That's nice of you offer, and I do mean that genuinely. Sometimes you just don't know who to talk to or how to start the conversation.

[riledup]

omg right, I'm pretty much going through a sexuality crisis like 112% of the time. Life is, like, one big crisis as far as I know.

[Rivi Kramper]
Hunny bunny boo, I will double pay you for contact solution. I am out and it takes forever to get shit from Alaska and you do not want to see me in glasses.

[bambae]

That's painfully uplifting

[Chris/Levi]

Could you mail a letter for me. Owls freak my mom out. She thinks they're nosy.

[gdilevi]

lmao shit

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NO OFFENSE YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY NICE GIRL BUT

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Yep!

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

I hope people take you up on the offer.

[gdilevi]

OMG NO I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T

HASHBROWN TEAM TABITHA

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Yeah, it helps to talk things out. If not me, then with a close friend.

[gdilevi]

I don't think I have the temperament for a sexuality crisis, but I'm all "DOESN'T GET MUCH GAYER THAN THIS" until Henrietta talks about wrestling sharks and gets me feelin some kind of way.

[Rivi Kramper]

Glasses are fucking cute, but okay. How many bottles do you need?

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Even just the suggestion, usually opens a dialogue.

Levi

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

Ahhhhh redvines please! Thank you thank you.

Happy Rosh Hashanah. xx
When do you get back?

[gdilevi]

I have that effect. Wear joggers, they're more comfortable.

[Chrevi?? Krark?]

Yeah, no problem!

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Wait, like Muggle post?

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How do you send mail to Muggles?

[gdilevi]

stop omg no heart2heart w/u

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Yep!

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Okay, well have a good day Levi.

[gdilevi]

Yep!

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See ya!

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Have a good day!

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Good luck!

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Why did you just say good luck at me?

Levi/Zoey

[gdilevi]

Like a potion ingredient? They don't have red vines in the stock rooms?

THANK YOU THANK YOU. I get back Monday night. It's two days this year, but I'm going back for Yom Kippur and didn't want to push my luck.

[gdilevi]

With your talk with whoever.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

I don't need to have a lot with anyone. Pretty settled on the sexual identity front. Though seriously considering just never having any sort of sexual experience ever again, but you know not really an identity crisis.

[riledup]

"Holy shit I'm gay--holy shit Thorn needs to bend over again and also wear those shorts every day, wow"
- me, every OE

[Rivi Kramper]
No, these are not cute, these are what like your mom wore in the 80s or your grandma wears now, they are gross. One--wait, two, Mom might wait to help me out so she can teach me a lesson about losing things or whatever and I cannot take that chance.

Levi/Zoey

[valentinez.insanejournal.com]

Oh no, it's like [...] licorice-ish candy. You could find it in a drugstore, probably.

We should try for extra Holy Rosi practice next week.
I wonder if anyone would let us play songs at the Halloween Dance?

[gdilevi]

HAHA WHAT A RELIEF BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE

lmao oh okay, cause I was like, "Isn't she tight with Mags?"

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Yes, I'm tight with Mags. Or I am sure I could babble at Ravinder. So, no offence Levi you would not be my first option if that were the case.

What would you have a problem talking to me, if I did want to talk to you about that? Why?

Anu

[gdilevi]

OH MY GOD I'M SUCH A BAD LIAR, I AM SO SORRY. I thought you were fishing around to see if I'd welcome you to talk about the Diego Thing with me and your Feelings on the matter but I'm just over here like Die-nooooo.

If you're a lesbian, that's way easier to discuss.

Levi.

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Definitely not a lesbian, though I wish I was.

I also really don't need to talk about the Diego thing with anyone, other than Diego or try with Tabitha so.

Anu/Levi

[gdilevi]

Oh, thank fuck. No offense. The most I could offer is an unhelpful shrug. Nobody's talked to me about the Diego Thing yet so I guess I'm just paranoid and projecting that on you. So I'm sorry.

Anu/Levi

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Gotcha. Well, if you are dying to talk about it I'm sure on of the involved parties will eventually. I'm the bad guy right

But it is fine.