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[professionalcorpse]

so, apparently my sister got into my luggage?

and like, left me a ridiculous amount of sticky notes that, despite all outward appearances, i am certain are entirely motivational and filled with deep love and affection. clearly meant to inspire me to become a better and more well-rounded person. bet you can't guess which one isn't from ariel.



so that's a small sampling of why i am the person that i am.

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[garogletree]

....which shirt is it?

I mean, revolting is a strong word but... I might be on Ariel's side.

[professionalcorpse]

i, um - the purple one?

which i feel like the condemnation isn't really fair. because i mostly just wear it to bed. at which point, who is even looking/would even care? i mean, not that i think anybody cares anyway? so.

[garogletree]

Ahhh that one. Revolting is definitely too strong a word then, but... isn't the neck kind of stretched out? Completely unacceptable, even for sleeping - I mean, fashionable pjs make the man, right?

[professionalcorpse]

do they? is that what i've been doing wrong? bearing too much clavicle and falling prey to the dangers of very soft, well-worn cotton?

[garogletree]

That's exactly what you've been doing wrong. Can't become a man flashing all that collar bone, Bash! If you wanted I could give yo Do you think Ariel is going to demand some sort of proof? Are you going to have to owl her the charred remainds remains of your shirt?

[professionalcorpse]

you're right. that was probably indecent in victorian england or something. the scandal of my garments has prevented me from claiming my manliness, if only i'd known.

i feel like fins ariel and i have reached a place of mutual trust and understanding that allows us to work under the honor system. though i might take a picture to validate my claims. maybe as extra credit.

[garogletree]

It's super sad. RIP Bash's Manliness, we hardly knew ye. Well, we didn't even know ye. Darn you collar bones and Victorian standards.

I vote you take a picture, mostly because it's funny to think of her being super proud of herself for actually getting you to set a piece of your clothing on fire.

[professionalcorpse]

yeeeeah, if my manliness was a house, it never would've made it past the planning phase. the past is holding me back, man. keeping me in a metaphorical box where my clothing is supposed to fit and not be older than i am.

you say that like this would be the FIRST time she's pulled something like this. i mean, i'll still take a picture. because i'm all about that extra credit. but, yeah. ariel's the boss and she knows it.