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[professionalcorpse]

so, apparently my sister got into my luggage?

and like, left me a ridiculous amount of sticky notes that, despite all outward appearances, i am certain are entirely motivational and filled with deep love and affection. clearly meant to inspire me to become a better and more well-rounded person. bet you can't guess which one isn't from ariel.



so that's a small sampling of why i am the person that i am.

Comments

[heyitsnia]

If this doesn't send you throttling toward greatness, I'm not sure what will.

[professionalcorpse]

i am so motivated. it's AMAZING.

i mean, i probably have to burn one of my shirts now? but, otherwise? totally motivated.

[duelled]

Aw, the little fishies!

[professionalcorpse]

i, yeah -

my sisters call me guppy. (which is slightly horrifying at this age. but, whatever.) so. LOTS of fishes? all the time.

[duelled]

No, it's cute! Plus I have lots of embarrassing nicknames for Laurel so it's normal.

[quickbuck]

Did you set it on fire?

[professionalcorpse]

not yet?

why? you wanna set my shirt on fire?

[quickbuck]

No I just think you should listen to her. Girls know more about shirts than guys do

I mean, I'll set anything on fire if you WANT me to

[addytives]

The best things in life are said in post it notes.

[professionalcorpse]

they're just big enough to jam in the important stuff. and not waste space on filler.

[addytives]

And they have enough colors to match ANY MOOD.

[quinning]

Does she have any openings in the "bestie" category?

[professionalcorpse]

she's a horrible person.

so, yes probably.

[insightfulness]

She sounds like a ray of sunshine.

[professionalcorpse]

she's the BEST.

[insightfulness]

I can't decide if going from "I love you" to "Get your fucking act together, you dipshit" counts as emotional abuse or not, though.

[cant_even]

oh my gosh that's not funny but also hilarious i'm sorry!

[professionalcorpse]

dude, it's fine. it's funny. if i wasn't okay with it, i wouldn't be taping it in here for other people to laugh at my expense. it ain't like she really means it in a bad way or nothing.

[cant_even]

i know i just feel bad laughing at other people's expense even when they do it to themselves.

my siblings are kind of like that, too.

[garogletree]

....which shirt is it?

I mean, revolting is a strong word but... I might be on Ariel's side.

[professionalcorpse]

i, um - the purple one?

which i feel like the condemnation isn't really fair. because i mostly just wear it to bed. at which point, who is even looking/would even care? i mean, not that i think anybody cares anyway? so.

[humansunshine]

Ariel is an angel too!

But please don't set anything on fire. We are in the middle of the woods?

[professionalcorpse]

she is not. you're just too nice. if this were a cartoon, you'd definitely be the shoulder angel. ariel's on shoulder devil duty ALL the way.

i promise to only set my clothing on fire in a safe and carefully regulated manner that mostly adheres to school rules.

[pintsizedsass]

I really want to be friends with your sister.

I mean you're cool too of course ;)

[professionalcorpse]

she really should've been the one to go to fancy, scholarship magic school.

man, i ain't been cool one single day of my life.