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[professionalcorpse]

so, apparently my sister got into my luggage?

and like, left me a ridiculous amount of sticky notes that, despite all outward appearances, i am certain are entirely motivational and filled with deep love and affection. clearly meant to inspire me to become a better and more well-rounded person. bet you can't guess which one isn't from ariel.



so that's a small sampling of why i am the person that i am.

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[professionalcorpse]

well, cinderella's a boss. so you wear your new tiara with PRIDE.

[insightfulness]

if i actually got a tiara out of this i'd totally wear it.

[professionalcorpse]

i will make you a tiara. princesses deserve tiaras. thems the rules. i don't make 'me, i just enforce 'em.

[insightfulness]

aww you don't have to do that!

[professionalcorpse]

you can't be a successful princess without the sparkly headgear.

[insightfulness]

i don't know if i want to be successful at losing shoes..

[professionalcorpse]

i mean, it ain't so bad if hot guys feel obligated to return hem to you? and then whisk you off to castles and shit.

[insightfulness]

i don't know how i feel about this. i'm too awkward for guys and dating and whatever.

[professionalcorpse]

can't really say i'm playing on expert myself or anything. like - at all. but you get yourself in good with a fairytale and they just sort of hand wave that stuff.

[insightfulness]

assuming fairytales exist.

[professionalcorpse]

dude, we have MAGIC. there's a whole world of people out there who think that shit's a fairytale.

[insightfulness]

well there's no prince or princess charming!

[professionalcorpse]

can't hurt to keep your eyes open. wait for random balls and wishing wells and stuff.

lol balls. i'm 10.

[insightfulness]

i don't need that kind of distraction in my life anyhow. i have to graduate and have a career and stuff.

so am i. (so is bash, lbr.)

[professionalcorpse]

okay?

i mean, not forcing fairytales on you or nothing. it ain't everybody's thing, anyway. nothing wrong with concentrating on other things. [...] probably a smarter idea, honestly?

[insightfulness]

i LIKE fairytales, but i'm obviously not getting one any time soon and i don't really need to worry about it.