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[professionalcorpse]

so, apparently my sister got into my luggage?

and like, left me a ridiculous amount of sticky notes that, despite all outward appearances, i am certain are entirely motivational and filled with deep love and affection. clearly meant to inspire me to become a better and more well-rounded person. bet you can't guess which one isn't from ariel.



so that's a small sampling of why i am the person that i am.

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[insightfulness]

She sounds like a ray of sunshine.

[professionalcorpse]

she's the BEST.

[insightfulness]

I can't decide if going from "I love you" to "Get your fucking act together, you dipshit" counts as emotional abuse or not, though.

[professionalcorpse]

nah. that's just how we express our deep, twin bond. through calling each other mean names and sharing ice cream.

[insightfulness]

I sometimes wonder what it would have been like if I had siblings, but then I think maybe we wouldn't have got along and I was saved from a lifetime of bickering.

[professionalcorpse]

you kinda go back and forth on that, i think?

i mean, me and ariel were always fine? but, i'm pretty sure georgia wanted to set both of us on fire for a while.

[insightfulness]

Twins are supposed to have some sort of deep bond though, aren't they? I don't know. Haha, see! I suppose I'll never know.

[professionalcorpse]

she's my f i'm pretty shit witho our bond is deep and profound and full of abuse. but, like - i wouldn't ever want to not have her?

and you can have some of my sisters if you want the experience. i have enough of them to go around.

[insightfulness]

Aww, you're so sweet. You sure you really want to get rid of some of the others? I think you'd miss them once they were gone.

[professionalcorpse]

i mean, you COULD just borg your way into my family instead? instant passel of sisters. bonus niece upgrade.

[insightfulness]

Do you really want another sister?

[professionalcorpse]

wouldn't bother me too much. like - there's already a bunch of them. what difference would adding one more make?

[insightfulness]

Maybe I'm the worst one.

[professionalcorpse]

categorically impossible.

[insightfulness]

hey, it could happen! especially after the shoe thing..

[professionalcorpse]

nope. impossible. the shoe thing BARELY qualifies as a thing. it's forgotten and in the past, etc.

[insightfulness]

i don't know if i'd say forgotten. i've been called shoe girl and cinderella in the not-so-distant past.

[professionalcorpse]

well, cinderella's a boss. so you wear your new tiara with PRIDE.

[insightfulness]

if i actually got a tiara out of this i'd totally wear it.

[professionalcorpse]

i will make you a tiara. princesses deserve tiaras. thems the rules. i don't make 'me, i just enforce 'em.

[insightfulness]

aww you don't have to do that!

[professionalcorpse]

you can't be a successful princess without the sparkly headgear.

[insightfulness]

i don't know if i want to be successful at losing shoes..

[professionalcorpse]

i mean, it ain't so bad if hot guys feel obligated to return hem to you? and then whisk you off to castles and shit.

[insightfulness]

i don't know how i feel about this. i'm too awkward for guys and dating and whatever.