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[pintsizedsass]

OH HAPPY DAY. I've become a mother! What fantastic news!

Congratulations on your parts, everyone. I can't wait to get started on rehearsals!!

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[colemoss]

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oh!! you mean in the play. you'll be great, ana!!

[pintsizedsass]

Hahah. Yes. Sorry to confuse you!

Thanks Cole! I can't wait to see your costume ideas!!!

[colemoss]

it's not your fault.

i'm ready to get started!! it's exciting. it's hard to wait, but i know i have to talk to the others first. about the general aesthetic?? but i'll show you when i have something if you want.

[pintsizedsass]

It's not yours either, if that's what you mean. ♥

I know how you feel! I want to rehearse now, but I know we have to wait a little bit. I just can't help it! But I will definitely take a look at whatever ideas whenever you want me to. Your stuff is always so good!

[Cole]

Speaking of design, I have been meaning to ask you....if you might help me make a dress for prom? I have starting bits from old parties, but for my first prom I want it to be really cool.

I know you're really busy, though, so feel free to say no!

[colemoss]

are you sure?? it's usually my fault.

yeah!! it's all right, though. we'll be ready when it's time to start and then we can put all our energy into it. and thanks, ana. i'll try to make these special.

[Ana]

definitely!! i can make time. i can help. do you have something in mind??

[lilwitchhazel]

Do I get to help you raise Laurel????

[kingofthefairies]

IT TAKES A VILLAGE

[lilwitchhazel]

I WILL LOVE YOU LIKE YOU ARE MY OWN

[pintsizedsass]

OF COURSE! BECAUSE SHE IS YOUR OWN, WIFE ;)

[pintsizedsass]

I need all the help! I can't be a single parent!

[duelled]

You're my mom too, right?

[pintsizedsass]

Absolutely! TWINS. How did I get so lucky?!

[keepsmovin]

Congratulations, Ana! You'll be great at it, of course.

[pintsizedsass]

Thanks Wyatt! Why didn't you audition? Was it because you're trying to keep it fair for the rest of us? ;)

[keepsmovin]

Oh no. I figured I was way better suited to just playing music. I can never remember lines and it would suck if I messed things up.

You're definitely the much better choice!

[bubblewrapped]

It's a big responsibility. You can handle it though.

[pintsizedsass]

Of course I can! Or at least I can act like I can and that's half of parenting right?

[bubblewrapped]

And lots of disapproving glares, definitely.

[odder]

Immaculate conceptions of other teenagers is the scourge of so many high schools. I never thought it would hit here.

Congratulations.

[bubblewrapped]

It's the silent epidemic they never tell you about in brochures.

[odder]

There should be pamphlets. Get this in the light, before all the juniors have freshman children.

[pintsizedsass]

Or what about something similar to those abstinence kits??? The first step to prevention is being prepared.

[odder]

Ooh. There could be a test, for warning signs.
1)Are you staring to feel parental attachment to a slightly younger person??
2)Have you recently been cast in a play?

[bubblewrapped]

What would an abstinence​ kit for immaculate conception have? A proton pack?

[odder]

Radioactive undergarments?

[bubblewrapped]

Hmmm. Now that's a senior project. I don't want to be part of the clinical trials, tho.

[odder]

No. I don't, either.
In fact you might have to pay participants in this one

[bubblewrapped]

Yeah probably should.
We might have trouble getting grant funding but I'm sure MACUSA will see the value of our research eventually.

[odder]

They can't ignore the evidence forever.

[bubblewrapped]

Nobel Prize for metaphysics here we come.

[pintsizedsass]

The most dangerous things always happen close to home, don't they?

Congratulations to you too!!!

[odder]

You look around, and everything is shark attacks and gas leaks.

[orangepip]

Congratulations!!!

[fillefidele]

I'm going to ham this up like there's no tomorrow. I CANNOT WAIT.