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[pintsizedsass]

OH HAPPY DAY. I've become a mother! What fantastic news!

Congratulations on your parts, everyone. I can't wait to get started on rehearsals!!

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[odder]

There should be pamphlets. Get this in the light, before all the juniors have freshman children.

[pintsizedsass]

Or what about something similar to those abstinence kits??? The first step to prevention is being prepared.

[odder]

Ooh. There could be a test, for warning signs.
1)Are you staring to feel parental attachment to a slightly younger person??
2)Have you recently been cast in a play?

[bubblewrapped]

What would an abstinence​ kit for immaculate conception have? A proton pack?

[odder]

Radioactive undergarments?

[bubblewrapped]

Hmmm. Now that's a senior project. I don't want to be part of the clinical trials, tho.

[odder]

No. I don't, either.
In fact you might have to pay participants in this one

[bubblewrapped]

Yeah probably should.
We might have trouble getting grant funding but I'm sure MACUSA will see the value of our research eventually.

[odder]

They can't ignore the evidence forever.

[bubblewrapped]

Nobel Prize for metaphysics here we come.