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[solveforx]

Can't stare at my numbers anymore. Brain is mush.

How about some Certifiably Terrible Senior Project ideas?
Like, Emperor's New Clothing Line (sure to get you kicked out)
Or a book report on the Anon Posts of 2013 - 2014.
Or, Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires: polybrominated diphenyl ethers and your cabin for all you Potions experts out there.

[Improvipal Organizers: Levi, Robin, Mercy, and tbh anyone who wants to be one go to town kids]
So you know how Gooseberry is, like, actually a secret government testing facility where they expose us to experimental manufactured diseases to see their affects on a micro scale always getting one weird illness or another? I was thinking we could do a fake zombie plague for our next thing. Kind of like a game of tag from hell? Thoughts?

[Warded to Reid]

Hey three two things:

Weirder question: What are your feelings on pretending to be a zombie?

Less weird question: what do you like to do for fun besides It took me two hours to write a paragraph and a half about math. I need a break. Wanna hang?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm super excited. Avery said that [...] nevermind this space for rent

Comments

Xavier

[cygninae]

Some people probably think I'd make a great zombie.

Yeah let's do something.

[...]

Was there something else? You crossed out some shit. You ok?

Xavier/Reid

[solveforx]

Yeah but what other people think is, like, whatever.
Sorry, I should've explained. I'm pushing for the next improv thing we do to be a fake zombie apocalypse. It'll be a good goof. Shambling around has its appeal and I wanted to see if you wanted to get involved?

Cool! We could watch a crappy movie at the lodge? Or just take a walk?

[...]

Nah, I'm good. Pointless stuff. Just writing without thinking. Spent too much time in the library today.

Xavier/Reid

[cygninae]

Yeah, if you tell me what to do. I'm not as [...] funny as you and everyone else though.

Maybe a movie. It looks like it's gonna rain again.

[...] Whatever you say.

Xavier/Reid

[solveforx]

You're plenty funny, dude.
And, thanks. I really like doing stuff with you. This'll be fun.

I'll meet you at the lodge? If we can think of anything better, I'm up for it.

[potionz]

I actually think a detailed ethnographic report about the anon posts would be really interesting.

[solveforx]

I was picturing more like a straight Year In Review regurgitation. But, like, an actual ethnographic report could be interesting?

[potionz]

You know me! Charts and graphs and painstaking analysis.

[solveforx]

I wouldn't have you any other way!

[potionz]

I cannot be any other way.

[kingofthefairies]

Ooh ooh ooh!!

DIY Non-lethal plagues

Scratch and sniff anything

[solveforx]

DIY non-lethal plagues sounds like something that a freshman is already doing right this second.

Scratch and sniff anything could also be dangerous in the wrong hands.

These are good ones.

[kingofthefairies]

They say it doesn't happen that often
BUT IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Chewable shots

[solveforx]

I'm going to need you to tell me more about chewable shots.

[kingofthefairies]

Just like vitamin gummies!!
One time in middle school I went to a muggleborn friend's house and I ate too many because I didn't get it ??
And I felt like my soul was leaving my body

BUT YOU COULD LIKE
Take away the Alcohol Grossness

[solveforx]

That sounds like a terrible experience. I've never had a vitamin gummie. I thought they were candy. GOOD TO KNOW.

This is ingenious, for real. Patent it.

[kingofthefairies]

Don't let the packaging or soft lil shapes fool you !!

Maybe I will
Maybe this is my True Destiny

[solveforx]

Sieze life by the HORNS! You'll be a billionaire.

[quinning]

Lewis said "terrible," not innovative.

[kingofthefairies]

I'm just the ideas guy!! Create first judge later!

[quinning]

But judging is what I'm best at, Laurel. I'm merely trying to thrive.

[kingofthefairies]

You know all I've ever wanted is to see you spread your Judgy Wings and SOAR

[quinning]

Don't hold me back!

Improvipal Organizers

[hisshiss]

literally been training for this shit my whole life

Improvipal Organizers

[solveforx]

Right? It seemed up your alley.

I was thinking we'd need a small team of starter zombies and a small team of survivors trying to keep people from getting infected. See which side wins out at the end of the day.

Improvipal Organizers

[hisshiss]

how much in a small team & also I call shotgun on head badass on survivor team

i got a motavationel motev [...] badass speech thats only half stolen from army of darkness

Re: Improvipal Organizers

[solveforx]

Five and five to start? And you got it, boss. I think we can use stickers and a color changing charm to make it clear who's been "bitten" and who's a survivor.

A badass speech will be totally perfect, dude.

[jerras]

I think you need a break from working, buddy.

[solveforx]

Definitely planning on it, dude.

[seekah]

That would be the worst book report ever.

[solveforx]

Imagine having to read that in front of class. No thank you.

[seekah]

I'm sure some people here would love that but [. . .] definitely not me.

[solveforx]

Agreed. Not to mention, like, between the pointless cruelty and the endless rehashing of the same anti-prefect who-actually-sucks-at-quidditch arguments it'd be a slog for anyone.

Whoever would tackle that maybe deserves an A for sheer endurance.