gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Zav,

Sounds like the school for gifted youngsters is treating you well, Charles. Enjoy the cookies. Dual purpose. Not only can you use them in your prom court “campaign,” I think they perfectly encapsulate my feelings regarding your last letter. Well, that’s everything.

Bye,
Nisha

P.S.
I guess some of your letter's points warrant a more nuanced response:
Jiminy Christmas I know what a pangolin is.
You’re graduating? Get off my plane. Let me know the date and time.
I honestly am offended?? Why would you think I’d tattle to Ankita and David about that?? I mean, like, wow, thanks for the vote of confidence. And also, please refer back to the cookies??? Also, also, you can't seriously think I'd be surprised by that news?? Btw, I totally told Phillips like immediately after reading your letter. Don’t worry. I’m just trying to sow some chaos not irreparably ruin something that makes you happy. I’ll let you know if anything funny happens but it probably won’t because Ilvermorny’s a black hole and the event horizon for levity is very small.
Re:your Q: Dude, just like tell him?? God oophor up, my man. Use that gifted melon of yours why don't you? And when has looking like a tool ever stopped you before?? It’ll go great and if it doesn’t go great life is meaningless and nothing matters anyway so it’s fine.
But also, like, tell me how it goes.
You’ve got me fucked up if you think I’m staying at the LIH by myself all summer. Also which one of your yuppie camping fashion catalog friends is Asher? Is that Music Spice or Grumpy Spice?
And what the hell are you going to do between July and getting this fantasy apartment, anyway? You can’t crash with gng the whole time. That's so shitty. Gonna fill a knapsack and hit the rails? Couch surf? You gotta plan this shit out, Madhava. I s2g. Are you saving any money?? Merlin, Morgan and Marie Leveau guide us in this time of great peril.
Lastly, I don’t remember subscribing to reader’s fucking digest, my friend. How about you send me updates on the reg like a normal person instead of sending me one 3 page book report? Ya chode.

Now that we’ve talked about you, I need some advice: David wants me to try out for quodpot next year and I would rather nail my hands to a desk. Please guide me, oh master of peaceful resistance.

P.P.S I knew you’d get the Animagus thing.
P.P.P.S Oh yeah. Almost forgot. Ankita's kenned to your runaway plan. She's forwarding all your mail to me, which is... wow. SUPER great for me. I look so popular. That's what's in the second envelope. Hope it's good news.

[Enclosed in a white cake box are a dozen pretty but vulgar vanilla sugar cookies. There's also a padded envelope stuffed with standard letters. After opening one and finding it begins with, "Thank you for your interest. We regret to inform you..." Xavier stuffs the rest in his bag unceremoniously and returns his attention to the cookies, face blank. He distracts himself by offering to share the "treats" with anyone interested. Remember: Don't vote Xavier Lewis.]

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i love nisha lewis bye

nisha lewis also loves nisha lewis (thnk u)

this is darling

dont tell anyone i think they might have a sibling relationship now

"your yuppie camping fashion catalog friends" omfg

she has opinions :<